Brett
06-01-2001, 03:35 PM
I just can't understand how fellow badminton fans can be soccer fans in light of the contrasts.
Badminton: exciting, lots of points scored.
Soccer: 0-0 tie in overtime considered "brilliant."
Badminton: shots designed either to score or set up winning point on next shot
Soccer: Man plays with self, ball, until others come to play with selves, ball.
Repeat for 80 minutes.
Badminton: Score point, move on to next point until match is won, then
smile or grin politely, maybe lightly pump fist, shake hands with
opponents and if applicable, doubles partner. Act courteously to
opponent and fans
Soccer: Score point. Scorer runs frantically around field, acting like Roberto
Benigni trying to find bathroom. Teammates run frantically around field
chasing down pompous, goofy-ass teammate, jump on him because
rare, once in fortnight chance to score has occured.
Badminton: fans and players act like normal people, enjoy matches, spend too
much time on badminton website talking about racquets.
Soccer: Fans and players, regardless of country or continent of origin, pretend
to be British, say things like "Super!," "Terrifically Smashing!" and
"Righto!" Refer, [pseudo] knowledgeably to Manchester United
or Arsenal every three minutes. In normal conversations, scream
"GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!"
for no reason whatsoever.
This comparison was inspired by Adel's recent soccer comments.
Badminton: exciting, lots of points scored.
Soccer: 0-0 tie in overtime considered "brilliant."
Badminton: shots designed either to score or set up winning point on next shot
Soccer: Man plays with self, ball, until others come to play with selves, ball.
Repeat for 80 minutes.
Badminton: Score point, move on to next point until match is won, then
smile or grin politely, maybe lightly pump fist, shake hands with
opponents and if applicable, doubles partner. Act courteously to
opponent and fans
Soccer: Score point. Scorer runs frantically around field, acting like Roberto
Benigni trying to find bathroom. Teammates run frantically around field
chasing down pompous, goofy-ass teammate, jump on him because
rare, once in fortnight chance to score has occured.
Badminton: fans and players act like normal people, enjoy matches, spend too
much time on badminton website talking about racquets.
Soccer: Fans and players, regardless of country or continent of origin, pretend
to be British, say things like "Super!," "Terrifically Smashing!" and
"Righto!" Refer, [pseudo] knowledgeably to Manchester United
or Arsenal every three minutes. In normal conversations, scream
"GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!"
for no reason whatsoever.
This comparison was inspired by Adel's recent soccer comments.