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Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Gessle, Aug 8, 2004.

  1. Qidong

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    ^^You're not the only one..^^

    ..when people put their hope, trust and faith in men or women or even the government to solve their problems, they will be disappointed. Partly also the Prez has to deal with Congress, which basically has more control of the Prez and more to say on which laws/legislations are to be passed.
     
  3. cooler

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    Dr. Elena Bodnar, winner of the Ig Nobel Public Health Prize, displays a bra she designed that converts into a pair of gas masks.
    (THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Steven Senne)

    ( i'm gonna design a gas mask by using athletic support just for men:D)
     

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    What THE!!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    The mask is gonna kill the wearer, not the gas.
    :D:D:D
     
  5. cooler

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    hahaha, ok, clear picture on how bank behave.

    They have good funny cute commercials.

    As good as your Just For laugh Gags.
     
  7. MetalOrange

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    on the fridge

    [FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]
    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :



    My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
    youas a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
    willnot wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
    with my18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
    upset----Ishall be home before midnight.

    When the man came homelate that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:







    My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you arealso 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. Iwould like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the HotelFiesta with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
    and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometimetomorrow.
    [/FONT]
     
  8. cooler

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    Lol...

    ..i hope our cooler and silentheart won't be LOL-ing..:p;)

    [​IMG]

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  12. MetalOrange

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    i guess it would sell.
     
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    what this world need is more of LOL, lol:p
     
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    can also lol and choke in their own saliva:D!
     
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    answers:
    - the benefit out weighs the side effect:p
    - one can overcome choking with more practice of lol for newbies:p
    - if one do choke and drop to the floor, then it would be ROFLOL, a higher form of LOL. A pro status of LOL so to speak:)
     
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    actually i was just holding my horses a bit specially before thanksgiving tomorrow.

    bluntly, choke to death.

    rofl is good, roflol is even better.

    but a goner is not a joker.
     
  17. cooler

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    then he the goner is not a pro joker but still a newb.
     
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    exactly! right said fred.
     
  19. george@chongwei

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    You guys conversation makes me LOL..

    Makes me think like a joke!:D
    lol:D
     
  20. MetalOrange

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    georgechongwei,

    that's originality, ha ha. better than just copying what had been said by other people before, don't you think?

    MetalOrange

    p.s. go liverpool...ha ha...i know, i know...
     

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