the general and the 3 guards 3 guards were caught sleeping and was called by the general for punishment. here's the story: general: before i punish you, all of you go to the jungle and get me some fruits! off they went and the first guard came back with 3 apples. general: bring the apples to me, turn around and drop your pant! the first guard did as was ordered and the general insert all 3 apples right into his a##-hole 1st guard: yakk.....yakk.....yakk..... then came the 2nd guard with 3 oranges..... the general did the same thing.... 2nd guard: yakk..... yakk...... hahahahahaha.... general: why are you laughing? 2nd guard: see, see that last guard got so many durian!