I'm designing a T-shirt for my badminton club. I was hoping to sell it to non-badminton players as well (college age people) to raise money for the club. Here's what I have so far. but I have a dirty mind, so if you're offended, then I apologize. "Bang some cock- play badminton" "Badminton players do it at 200 mph." "I put the bad in badminton." I'm trying to think of clever phrases that aren't so dirty but I can't think of any. Suggestions, ideas?