Visor, thanks for the bump. Great parody. I have to show the song and lyrics to others in our club. They will all get a kick out of it. I wish there were more spoofs like this for us badminton players.
I just found there are a couple more spoofs by the same people. Enjoy! The Birdie https://soundcloud.com/puppetuity/the-birdie Blurred Line Calls https://soundcloud.com/puppetuity/blurred-line-calls
Let me include the lyrics. The Birdie http://www.badmintology.com/2013/11/the-birdie/ THE BIRDIE – puppet@badmintology Lyrics: Wilson OT: The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) There are Jays There are Hawks There are birds Called shuttlecocks They can fly Lightning fast 300 miles with every blast Just like Chong Wei Versus Lin Dan Body diving side to side Who has the edge? Who has the smash? Who’s Gold in Beijing? We call him the Super Dan He’s born a king among the men And an idol to his baddy fans Gold in Beijing! LeeYongDae the Golden Boy Can smash a melon like a toy Koreans cheers and jump for joy Gold in Beijing! Hendra Markis on a roll Beat the home team on their soil Setiawan and kiDo Gold in Beijing! LeeChongWei Wei-la-wei-la-Wei Getting silver not his way Can only hope for a better day Don’t be Sorry! Cross-court smash Backhand clear Return service With no fear Front court net Mid court dump At the back court you should jump The reverse slice So beautiful Like an angel in disguise Behind the back Between the legs That’s how you make the crowd go Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow How will Gill Clark comment? Goodness-me-ee-ee How on ear-er-erth That’s the one-nn-nne Would you believe it!? You can hit the birdie hard I can hit the birdie smart Who can hit to fifty yard? What makes a birdie? Left wing feathers from the geese A birdie needed sixteen piece I wonder how they collect these How is your birdie? Tipping it is still too fast This birdie isn’t gonna last The glue’s too weak and it collapsed What does the bird say? I’m actually o—k Just steam me before play? What kinda bird’s this? The secret of the bird Asian mystery Why are you called a shuttlecock? Where are you made in? What is your grade? Will we ever know? The quality’s a mystery What is your speed!???? You’re my Birdie Angel Hiding inside the tube What is your brand? (I’m a baddy rocker, I’m a baddy rocker, I’m a baddy rocker) What birdie are you saying? (I’m a baddy rocker) I want a (Baddy rocker) I want a A-S 50! (Playing the shuttlecockka)