12-30-2012, 10:50 PM #1
New Year Resolutions - What badminton resolutions do you have for 2013?
what resolutions do you have?
12-31-2012, 05:14 AM #2
Do more exercises to improve my stamina and endurance. Get rid of the bad habits that are affecting my strokes. Buy more rackets!
12-31-2012, 05:55 PM #3
Be more serious, play to win but enjoy anyway.
12-31-2012, 06:29 PM #4
Learn to string my own racquets - TOO MANY LOUSY stringers in town (and the good ones I know have LEFT for better paying jobs elsewhere ) !!!
12-31-2012, 06:52 PM #5
I want a Z-Force, 4u and some strings that go "twang"
So I can thunder down smashes with a big bang
I'll make it my business
To find out the fitness
Of my opponents, and which one to clang.
I'll make sure I don't play against the chick
Who's so cute, she makes me lovesick
How can I focus
On the game, when my locus
Is unmoving, and my feet feel like brick!
There's this lefty who pretends he's Lin Dan
I hate him! (not the man, but the fan)
So he'll smash and he'll shout
And I'll shake my head and call "out!"
And watch his face go blue and tan
I won't buy expensive birds
What's the point? the others just play like turds
I ain't gonna sponsor
Some uncoordinated bouncer
And get laughed at by the sideline nerds
I'll find myself a doubles partner
Who can make sure he won't fart near
My position, or by God!
I'll skewer him with my rod
And then the "Force" will forever be over!
I love this darned game so much
I swear it's put me out of touch
With reality, and the thing is
I really don't care about this
When I can have so much bulutangkis!
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01-01-2013, 04:04 AM #6
Develop a 'proper' backhand clear