New Year Resolutions - What badminton resolutions do you have for 2013?
what resolutions do you have?
Do more exercises to improve my stamina and endurance. Get rid of the bad habits that are affecting my strokes. Buy more rackets!
Be more serious, play to win but enjoy anyway.
Learn to string my own racquets - TOO MANY LOUSY stringers in town (and the good ones I know have LEFT for better paying jobs elsewhere ) !!!
I want a Z-Force, 4u and some strings that go "twang"
So I can thunder down smashes with a big bang
I'll make it my business
To find out the fitness
Of my opponents, and which one to clang.
I'll make sure I don't play against the chick
Who's so cute, she makes me lovesick
How can I focus
On the game, when my locus
Is unmoving, and my feet feel like brick!
There's this lefty who pretends he's Lin Dan
I hate him! (not the man, but the fan)
So he'll smash and he'll shout
And I'll shake my head and call "out!"
And watch his face go blue and tan
I won't buy expensive birds
What's the point? the others just play like turds
I ain't gonna sponsor
Some uncoordinated bouncer
And get laughed at by the sideline nerds
I'll find myself a doubles partner
Who can make sure he won't fart near
My position, or by God!
I'll skewer him with my rod
And then the "Force" will forever be over!
I love this darned game so much
I swear it's put me out of touch
With reality, and the thing is
I really don't care about this
When I can have so much bulutangkis!
Develop a 'proper' backhand clear