Do more exercises to improve my stamina and endurance. Get rid of the bad habits that are affecting my strokes. Buy more rackets!
Learn to string my own racquets - TOO MANY LOUSY stringers in town (and the good ones I know have LEFT for better paying jobs elsewhere :crying: ) !!!
I want a Z-Force, 4u and some strings that go "twang" So I can thunder down smashes with a big bang I'll make it my business To find out the fitness Of my opponents, and which one to clang. I'll make sure I don't play against the chick Who's so cute, she makes me lovesick How can I focus On the game, when my locus Is unmoving, and my feet feel like brick! There's this lefty who pretends he's Lin Dan I hate him! (not the man, but the fan) So he'll smash and he'll shout And I'll shake my head and call "out!" And watch his face go blue and tan I won't buy expensive birds What's the point? the others just play like turds I ain't gonna sponsor Some uncoordinated bouncer And get laughed at by the sideline nerds I'll find myself a doubles partner Who can make sure he won't fart near My position, or by God! I'll skewer him with my rod And then the "Force" will forever be over! I love this darned game so much I swear it's put me out of touch With reality, and the thing is I really don't care about this When I can have so much bulutangkis!