I thank everyone for the overwhelming response. My apologies if I didn't reply to your text because my inboxes (SMS, WhatsApp and PM) were swamped. So for efficiency, please call instead of texting.
I also thank those who proposed trading racquets. Some offers were either tempting or genuine, and others were... Never mind.
But if you happen to have a Yonex Isometric Tour 800 (2U-G4) and Yonex Armortec 700 (3U-G5 and 1st gen, please) that are brand new, unstrung, with plastic wrap on the grips still intact and SP-coded, please let me know and we can discuss a reasonable top-up from me.
I'm looking to sell these four racquets (the only Victors I've curated in my collection) as a bundle, which explains the reasonable price. Because with an absurd number of frames in storage, I now have to discern between which brands to let or to keep. However, if there are no takers, I will keep them as a modest side-collection.