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    and how about:

    "let's play singles"

    "ok!"

    <after the game>

    "why do you play so hard? i cannot get any shots..."

    "erm..."

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    Or, after she wins the singles game, "you let me win didn't you?"

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    And then you will be doing this at the back of your mind:

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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    this thread is HILARIOUS
    sorry that's all I can say since I don't have a wife. not yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    this thread is HILARIOUS
    sorry that's all I can say since I don't have a wife. not yet.
    Do you have a regular female partner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by latecomer View Post
    Do you have a regular female partner?
    nope, I rarely played with female player.
    I am more into men doubles
    we usually more modest and say, sorry my fault if the shot is weak and the opponent kill it. then we usually reply something like, "no problem /don't worry, let's win this point" (or something like that)

    when I played with female beginner.. they are bitching like hell.. such as:

    come one, take it! (I need to move from very front right to very back left) and when I cannot get it, they said something like, "I thought you are good.."

    and then I tried to calm my self, not to scream and said, "are you expecting me to cover the WHOLE court!?" and then they will say, "but you are good". after that I stopped talking, but in my head is like a volcano ready to erupt.

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    Happy wife, happy life.

    unhappy wife, unhappy life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pcll99 View Post
    Happy wife, happy life.

    unhappy wife, unhappy life.

    Can you make your mother and wife happy at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by latecomer View Post
    Can you make your mother and wife happy at the same time?
    Yes, don't live under the same roof...

    Back to topic, can you imagine if the whole family is seriously into playing badminton? Your wife and mother and another person on the same court as you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by visor View Post
    Yes, don't live under the same roof...

    Back to topic, can you imagine if the whole family is seriously into playing badminton? Your wife and mother and another person on the same court as you?
    What would you think if the 4 players on court are you, wife, your mother any her mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by latecomer View Post
    What would you think if the 4 players on court are you, wife, your mother any her mother.
    Ahhahaha! Good one! Forgot about the mother in law...

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    In the name of science, a related study

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...depressed.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheung View Post
    In the name of science, a related study

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...depressed.html
    Lol... "bow and scrape to her every whim"

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    Hey, it works for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuckFeet View Post
    Hey, it works for me!
    Will nominate you for the next study then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    nope, I rarely played with female player.
    I am more into men doubles
    we usually more modest and say, sorry my fault if the shot is weak and the opponent kill it. then we usually reply something like, "no problem /don't worry, let's win this point" (or something like that)

    when I played with female beginner.. they are bitching like hell.. such as:

    come one, take it! (I need to move from very front right to very back left) and when I cannot get it, they said something like, "I thought you are good.."

    and then I tried to calm my self, not to scream and said, "are you expecting me to cover the WHOLE court!?" and then they will say, "but you are good". after that I stopped talking, but in my head is like a volcano ready to erupt.
    Would you consider marry a female who love badminton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by latecomer View Post
    Would you consider marry a female who love badminton?
    yeah, I don't mind about it, but I will not gonna play mixed doubles with her
    I am too afraid to see the consequences of arguing with my wife..

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