Things a stringer will never say....

Discussion in 'Badminton Stringing Techniques & Tools' started by dbswansea, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. dbswansea

    dbswansea Regular Member

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    I'll start

    "boy I love shared holes"


    Carry on................
     
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    Really ??? You love Shared Holes ???
     
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    I actually prefer shared holes to non-staggered non-shared holes with not durable paint jobs. (points finger at Yonex rackets)

    Anyway "This tension is perfect for me and I will never ever change again".
     
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    To be honest, this is a good enough double entendre to last the rest of the thread.
     
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    How about a group session? Stringing of course.

     
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    Certainly have to be careful when pennatrating the holes because some explosive cock smashing is imminent
     
  7. Mark A

    Mark A Regular Member

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    Well, I have done threesomes at tournaments before.
     
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    dbswansea Regular Member

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    2 on 1, ummmm racquet?

     
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    Yes - one at the head, one at the butt.

    I'll stop now.
     
  10. aqua26

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    Well this can be be added in the list.
     
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    Well I never tell client the bloopers I made during stringing.
    Or some times I brake the string too but then I use a new string instade of using the same one, I never tell clients this either.

    I rather try to tell the client every thing about stringing but most of the time they don't bother about it.

    When the client tells me to string a racket at 24 Lbs I string it at 23 x 25 but when I tell this to client they blame me if the racket is bent or broken while playing Most of them say it is due to high tension I give.

    So now on I am not going to tell them anything.
     
  12. beermonstertw

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    A stringer will never say this when their clients are there with him.I am getting bored here,will someone turn on the radio,please,I'm in the middle of something.............
     
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    The Victor Meteor pattern has in-line holes at the bottom - annyong as hell (to the point where I do put loops of string in between).
     
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    I got another one

    "Oh the Carlton Razor with the string going around the frame, now that's a great idea"
     
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    Honey,do you mind if I buy one more reel of string?This one is a must have in this world,its only hundred dollars something.
     
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    OR..... "No I don't need a new stringing machine, this old one works just fine for what I'm doing...."
     
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    What kind of string do you use? Is that a b Gee-String?
     
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    "Oh I really love the Victor 80 hole thingy, such an easy pattern to do".
    "Sure, strip grommets are a waste of money, your AT900P will handle 30lb+ just fine."
     
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    "I think I have too many reels now." :D
     

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