People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? No! People who are willing to get off their bottoms to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it" Too right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? Eh? When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would I keep looking after I've found it? When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". "No you stupid ignoramous, I paid 5 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor". People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make your mind up!! When people say "life is short." What's that?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" "Yeah, the bus came and y'know I just decided not to get on it and wait for the next one!" lol..that was funny ...but the sad thing is that its actually all true...lol
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" "Yeah, the bus came and y'know I just decided not to get on it and wait for the next one!" I do that sometimes if i'm trying to be late to something (fashionably of course)
1- People that are having fun knocking on the toilet door when you are in there taking a Sh** 2- SHhHh-martass people who ask for your mark when they know you failed your exam
