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    After the withdraw of Brunei's Sudan(spell?), former Thai vice primier easily defeated Indonesian (cann't remember the name either) by something like 108:28. What a humiliating lose! I heard before it was a war between that Indonesian and the Sudan from Brunei.

    The Thai said after election, "ask not what badminton can do for you, ask what you can do for badminton". It is good. Otherwise, had the Sudan got elected, he would say:"Ask not what your Sudan can do for you, ask if you can do your Sudan". (I heard that Sudan has collected all kinds of beauties around the world in his palace.)

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    they are called Sultan. Yes, i saw a show about sultans fly in 'high-end' escort services for hosting parties, entertaining guests, and you know what The sultans other favorite pastime is badminton. They take their beauties or escort hostness to watch them play badminon. They sure know how to live it up. Us poorer badminton lovers live like a king too , well, only 50% of the time. I haven't mastered sultan's other favorite pastime, yet

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    Well, If the mighty Sultan got elected, I am sure that would bring some big changes to badminton worldwide. Like in his golden palace, a qualified shuttler should meet some basic requirements like: first must be a beauty, second, must play the game butt naked, which has been repeated emphasized by the Sultan that he will raise the sport's VISIBILITY.

    These changes should enhance the badminton popularity on TV ratings. But unfortunately, the mighty Sultan quitted, without caring the eager future-badminton watchers.

    Now, comes the former deputy primier from Thailand. What he will bring to us? Badminton combined with some traditional thai escort services? Will he promote new tech into badminton, such as blow with mouth? Hey, badminton is purely a hand job, period.

    Everybody knows that some countries lack female players. Will the new president introduce their Thai's expertise on this. Yes! Shemales! That's the answer from Thailand.

    It is said that if that INA candidate got elected, he would order every player prey "Allah, allah" before each game. His second proposal would be a big raise of the prize money of the tournaments, his plan would make every player millionare, but in Indonesia rupiah. Malaysia PM Mahathir said already: "I think what we have learned from Indonesia is that the world is not a very friendly place. Neither does the badminton court. Let's vote for the Indonesia candidate that will ignite every player fighting spirit on court, Let's fight as brutal as the indonesia street fighters!"

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    Hey guys someone has enough money to sue you!

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    i'm not worried. Anybody suing will be going after NBC first, they got mo money.

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    Well, I am really worried, because I really don't want to play badminton with Sultan's concubines butt naked. Therefore, I cannot present live evidance to the civil court.

    It is just too easy to hit the only ball bouncing on the court when butt naked...

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    Default Re: Got a fresh new president

    the most important question is:

    is he pro or against 5x7?

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    just make sure Imposter isn't watching while you are playing with sultan's playmates. Then you're safe.

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    Question:

    What is the common pastime of many sultans, Abu Sayaff

    supporters , and the Lanuns (sea pirates) of Melaka Straits?

    Golf anyone, tennis, orgies, badminton.I think BC is going to

    be shut down.Poor Kwun.

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    Ya, because of your accusations.

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    Youa re @!#$ bastard, you dare to review your self.

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    Default Re: Got a fresh new president

    So who in your opinion would be the best person for the job?

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    Adel,

    thanks for your comments.

    You missed one thing though. There is nothing personal on them. My comments were not for supporting anyone elected. BTW, do I have any influence on this at all?!

    The purpose of my comments were twofold, one was to make fun of them, amuse myself. the other was to increase the role of public opinions which're always important to monitor the authorities at any level.

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    Default Re: Got a fresh new president

    Of course I know it's nothing personal. And OF COURSE I know you haven't got any influence on the outcome of the elections. Personally, I'm glad the Sultan didn't get in because erm... better not say it.*Beware the presence of spies*

    Public opinion is important but freedom of speech must be coupled with responsibility. Don't read too much into this though. Just an afterthought following a rash declaration to hack off my head and limbs.

    Btw, you don't have to thank me for posting. It's FOC.

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    What's FOC? Fall Off Chair. Calm down, we are still distant away from playing badminton butt naked.

    What's erm? Erotic Relationship Management ? Ok, better not say it, it is somthing private, even for the allmighty Sultan.

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    5x7? What's 5x7?
    The camera field in cm. That photo size is too small for the President.

    3x15? Too short and too wide. Our president is not that short and that fat.

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    FOC is Free of Charge. Erm is sth you say when you hesitate to say something.

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