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12-13-2006, 12:08 PM #477
12-13-2006, 04:12 PM #478
Lol, smart move.
12-13-2006, 05:33 PM #479Originally Posted by slvrdrgn123
12-14-2006, 07:39 AM #480
the 2 rival airline companies
12-14-2006, 11:42 AM #481
How much for a first class ticket on Slut?
12-14-2006, 12:20 PM #482Originally Posted by slvrdrgn123
12-14-2006, 01:09 PM #483
Is there really a "Slut Airline"? Who will name its company to "Slut"?
12-15-2006, 04:02 AM #484Originally Posted by Qidong
12-16-2006, 10:24 AM #485Originally Posted by slvrdrgn123
12-18-2006, 09:13 PM #486
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office.
12-18-2006, 11:37 PM #487
Nice one gessle!! LOL. Letter to god.
12-19-2006, 03:02 PM #488
$6 Million in damages??..
ok guys, don't really know if this is a joke or not...wonder if the tax money will be used to pay the bloke-and maybe our UK/England BC folks can verify this story..
LONDON (Reuters) - A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million) in damages Tuesday.
Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.
He was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage in January 2002. Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.
Awarding him 3.1 million pounds in compensation at London's High Court, Judge Michael Harris said: "His life and the life of his young wife were shattered."
His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing, of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.
12-19-2006, 05:49 PM #489Originally Posted by ctjcad
12-19-2006, 08:59 PM #490
Let's just hope we don't have any judges like over here.
12-20-2006, 01:43 AM #491
^^^Hmm, indeed it's a bizarre decision by the judge...Or maybe...^^^Originally Posted by slvrdrgn123
Last edited by ctjcad; 12-20-2006 at 01:46 AM.
12-21-2006, 01:57 AM #492
English or German??..
..just for all the "linguists" out there... ..
The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
have one less letter. There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where!
more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a
united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
12-21-2006, 02:42 AM #493
You vil find zat zis has ben posted befor. Stil funy zogh.
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