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    "There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. "


    save congress? what does this quote mean??

    Anyway thanks for the wonderful quotes ctjcad

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    Quote Originally Posted by extremenanopowe View Post
    This laugh is contageous... enjoy!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w
    it is contagious, watch this girl is watching that video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iys86...eature=related

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    Lol, these ones are sort of funny too ;
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    Smile 9 months to download

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    For us who are always downloading with our computers, don't be surprised to overhear what some children talk about these days......




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    Thumbs up A coffee break from the computer

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    I think I need a coffee break from the computer...




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    Default ^^You lost the pictures..^^

    ...chris@ccc, i don't see any pics?!?!..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DivingBirdie View Post
    "There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. "

    save congress? what does this quote mean??
    To rephrase:
    "There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...except for Congress."

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    more direct would be : Congress IS a Native American criminal class.

    yeah chris, where's the pictures?

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    Exclamation Nine months to download !

    Quote Originally Posted by chris@ccc View Post
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    ctjcad & azabaz_ipoh... Really? you didn't see the picture I posted ???

    My copying (from an email) and pasting it here must have a problem then. Well, I have to describe the picture and quote the caption below here...

    The picture showed 2 young girls (aged about 6) playing on the beach, building sand castles.

    The caption said (from one girl to the other): "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download".


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    Default Political Joke...Cannibal restaurant menu..

    POLITICAL JOKE

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
    operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
    and looked over the menu...

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the cook over and asked,

    'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

    They're so full of cr*p, it takes all morning."

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    Cool cakes ....
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    Found another one .....
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    Default Fruits & Veggies

    (some of you probably seen these before)
    THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.. I LOVE THE ORANGES AND FISHIES!!!
    *If you guys can, try to name the fruits and veggies used in there pics..and yes, they're all real!
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    here goes my guesses:

    1. brinjal penguins
    2. bell pepper frogs
    3. orange and kiwi kids with cauliflower and carrot ice-creams
    4. mushroom kids on a leek? and broccoli stem? see saw
    5. yam? pig ....or is it potato?
    6. wild boar stumped me
    7. orange and bell papper kids and prune? ducks or maybe grapes....
    8. cauliflowers sheeps with olive? heads
    9. the duck stumped me too. i know the body is like those vege used in kimchi..the others i am clueless
    10. bell pepper rabbit
    11. siew pak choy fishes
    12. oranges rage!!!!!

    hahahahaha, yeah the fishes and the oranges rocks. i also like the frogs very much.

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    Default You've got most of them correct...

    ..but i'll give a bit more time if others want to try and guess...yeah, a couple of them are a bit hard to guess...Good try, though, Leen!
    Quote Originally Posted by azabaz_ipoh View Post
    here goes my guesses:

    1. brinjal penguins
    2. bell pepper frogs
    3. orange and kiwi kids with cauliflower and carrot ice-creams
    4. mushroom kids on a leek? and broccoli stem? see saw
    5. yam? pig ....or is it potato?
    6. wild boar stumped me
    7. orange and bell papper kids and prune? ducks or maybe grapes....
    8. cauliflowers sheeps with olive? heads
    9. the duck stumped me too. i know the body is like those vege used in kimchi..the others i am clueless
    10. bell pepper rabbit
    11. siew pak choy fishes
    12. oranges rage!!!!!

    hahahahaha, yeah the fishes and the oranges rocks. i also like the frogs very much.

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    Default How far we have come with twisting balloons??..

    (some of you probably have seen these before)..
    Is this amazing or what?

    WE USED TO HIRE ONE OF THESE CLOWNS ON BIRTHDAYS WHO TWISTS BALLOONS

    ONE OF THEM MUST HAVE GOT THE IDEA

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    Quote Originally Posted by azabaz_ipoh View Post
    6. wild boar stumped me

    9. the duck stumped me too. i know the body is like those vege used in kimchi..the others i am clueless
    i think 6 is a papaya

    9, the head is a bent cucumber/pickle i think.

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