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03-17-2008, 02:37 PM #885
i have coached 3 kids with the names
03-17-2008, 02:48 PM #886
03-17-2008, 02:55 PM #887
03-17-2008, 03:08 PM #888
03-17-2008, 03:26 PM #889
Stage? What stage?
I plead my 5th, your honor.
I did not say that, you put those word in my mouth.
I did not say it, no body hear me say that.
It might sound Like I was saying that, but that was not what I said.
No body saw me walk into that establishment before.
It depend on what the meaning word "IS" is...
03-17-2008, 07:28 PM #890
03-17-2008, 09:37 PM #891
yeah, the phoenix family got those kind of names. river, leaf, rainbow and rain, liberty and summer. but some i kinda like.
03-27-2008, 05:27 PM #892
Ken Lee or Can't Live??..
..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy!
03-27-2008, 06:00 PM #893
..some of you have read these; if not, enjoy-
Caught on the Job
The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him.
Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”
Biblical Theme Songs
Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Moses: "The Wanderer"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Atheist in Trouble
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
04-06-2008, 05:34 PM #894
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing."
04-08-2008, 09:35 PM #895
Global Warming Solution (Bush impersonation)..
..maybe some of you have seen it, if not enjoy (for our cooler's fave prez)!...
This kid deserves an Oscar!
04-08-2008, 11:03 PM #896
cute kid. he did a few of those right?
04-08-2008, 11:28 PM #897
04-08-2008, 11:51 PM #898
LOL, both versions are good.
04-11-2008, 03:56 PM #899
..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy
04-14-2008, 07:16 PM #900
Prices at the pumps..
(some of you have probably seen these; if not, enjoy)
Though you would all enjoy these, because we are all still working and not rich yet...meaning that we all feel these concepts..
Last edited by ctjcad; 04-14-2008 at 07:24 PM.
04-14-2008, 10:12 PM #901
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