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    i have coached 3 kids with the names

    Star
    Sky
    Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    i have coached 3 kids with the names

    Star
    Sky
    Sunshine
    Sorry my friend, do they work in some bars to pay for your coaching lessen? Thay sound like you know what...

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentheart View Post
    Sorry my friend, do they work in some bars to pay for your coaching lessen? Thay sound like you know what...
    no, their parents paid the coaching fees. Kids arent allowed in bars

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    What do they sound like SH?? Go ahead say it.....
    Surely they dont sound like stage names, do they????
    Quote Originally Posted by silentheart View Post
    Sorry my friend, do they work in some bars to pay for your coaching lessen? Thay sound like you know what...

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    Quote Originally Posted by malayali View Post
    What do they sound like SH?? Go ahead say it.....
    Surely they dont sound like stage names, do they????
    I hvae no comment.
    Stage? What stage?
    I plead my 5th, your honor.
    I did not say that, you put those word in my mouth.
    I did not say it, no body hear me say that.
    It might sound Like I was saying that, but that was not what I said.
    No body saw me walk into that establishment before.

    It depend on what the meaning word "IS" is...

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    he he he...
    Quote Originally Posted by silentheart View Post
    I hvae no comment.
    Stage? What stage?
    I plead my 5th, your honor.
    I did not say that, you put those word in my mouth.
    I did not say it, no body hear me say that.
    It might sound Like I was saying that, but that was not what I said.
    No body saw me walk into that establishment before.

    It depend on what the meaning word "IS" is...

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    yeah, the phoenix family got those kind of names. river, leaf, rainbow and rain, liberty and summer. but some i kinda like.

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    Default Ken Lee or Can't Live??..

    ..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

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    Default Light jokes..

    ..some of you have read these; if not, enjoy-
    ================================================== =======
    Caught on the Job

    The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him.

    Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”
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    Biblical Theme Songs

    Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
    Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
    Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
    Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
    Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
    Moses: "The Wanderer"
    Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
    Samson: "Hair"Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
    Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
    Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
    Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
    The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
    Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
    Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
    Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
    Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
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    Atheist in Trouble

    An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

    As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

    At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

    "Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

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    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
    home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
    asked if there was anything wrong.

    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
    replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

    "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like

    that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my private part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


    "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing."

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    Default Global Warming Solution (Bush impersonation)..

    ..maybe some of you have seen it, if not enjoy (for our cooler's fave prez)!...
    This kid deserves an Oscar!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyW2-vSqV8

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    cute kid. he did a few of those right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    ..maybe some of you have seen it, if not enjoy (for our cooler's fave prez)!...
    This kid deserves an Oscar!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyW2-vSqV8
    That kid has a great future lined up for him... as a cheat
    Of course, it's a rip-off from the Will Ferrel original
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nxpEqln5EdQ

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    LOL, both versions are good.

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    Default Ping pong..

    ..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCh6n6EAgA8

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    Default Prices at the pumps..

    (some of you have probably seen these; if not, enjoy)
    Though you would all enjoy these, because we are all still working and not rich yet...meaning that we all feel these concepts..

































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    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    ..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCh6n6EAgA8
    i thought it was ping pong matrix. that one is so creative, the ping pong matrix i mean. hahahaha. i am gonna go watch it again now.

    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    (some of you have probably seen these; if not, enjoy)
    Though you would all enjoy these, because we are all still working and not rich yet...meaning that we all feel these concepts..
    this one is my favourite.

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