Jokes

**ctjcad** · 04-15-2008, 02:09 AM

..some of you guys have probably seen these; if not, enjoy!

**ctjcad** · 04-16-2008, 08:34 PM

..(some of you have probably seen this video; if not, be aware)..

Back to school sale!! The new spring models are on sale!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tqXF75s64W8

**jchan04** · 04-17-2008, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..hmm, maybe our European based BC/BF members(ie. yannie) can help us in translating some of the words...

(1st one looks quite dangerous)..

Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.

The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.

The second is of canvas tote bag.

The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.

The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards.

The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.

The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books (Again, in a foreign language)

The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.

they are all photoshopped

**ctjcad** · 04-24-2008, 03:36 PM

..(some of you guys have probably seen these; if not, enjoy!)..

Lan party..

This is awesome!..

Thank goodness our car is small..

If America Loses The War, what could happen...

**cooler** · 05-01-2008, 11:17 PM

I did not made this up.

Sir, how many containers you have outside?? LOL

This cropped image taken from video provided Thursday, May 1, 2008 by KXAS-TV in Fort Worth, Texas, shows part of a check written out for $360 billion. Charles Ray Fuller, who said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check, was arrested last week when he tried to cash it at a Fort Worth bank. Fuller said he wanted to start a record business.
(AP Photo/KXAS-TV)

**Qidong** · 05-01-2008, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by cooler

I did not made this up.

Sir, how many containers you have outside?? LOL

This cropped image taken from video provided Thursday, May 1, 2008 by KXAS-TV in Fort Worth, Texas, shows part of a check written out for $360 billion. Charles Ray Fuller, who said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check, was arrested last week when he tried to cash it at a Fort Worth bank. Fuller said he wanted to start a record business.
(AP Photo/KXAS-TV)

I just saw it on yahoo.com also.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080502/...k_for_billions

**ctjcad** · 05-02-2008, 04:13 PM

..okay, not sure if this is supposed to be a joke or not and if some of you guys have seen this; if not, enjoy the chuckle..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iN0LQJLabqA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mio5fTKqWgM

**Qidong** · 05-02-2008, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..okay, not sure if this is supposed to be a joke or not and if some of you guys have seen this; if not, enjoy the chuckle..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iN0LQJLabqA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mio5fTKqWgM

A big SUV won't be able to see it, and run over it.

Too danger to drive.

**cooler** · 05-03-2008, 02:31 AM

it could use a new engine. That old engine pollute more than today's bigger engine. Poor gas mileage too. My old honda xls125 gets 113 mpg in the city and can run to 55 mph top speed, 70 mph tailgating a truck

the peel should belongs to this thread
http://www.badmintoncentral.com/foru...ight=small+car

**ctjcad** · 05-04-2008, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Qidong

A big SUV won't be able to see it, and run over it.

Too danger to drive.

..all 4 1/2 Horsepower and without a reverse gear!

..Btw, i like the sport version!..I like the portion when they show the car parked alongside the other people in the meeting!..

Originally Posted by cooler

it could use a new engine. That old engine pollute more than today's bigger engine. Poor gas mileage too. My old honda xls125 gets 113 mpg in the city and can run to 55 mph top speed, 70 mph tailgating a truck

the peel should belongs to this thread
http://www.badmintoncentral.com/foru...ight=small+car

..i still can't believe the Peel is much smaller than the vehicles(2nd pic) shown on the 1st page (1st post) of that thread..

**cooler** · 05-04-2008, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..all 4 1/2 Horsepower and without a reverse gear!

..Btw, i like the sport version!..I like the portion when they show the car parked alongside the other people in the meeting!..

..i still can't believe the Peel is much smaller than the vehicles(2nd pic) shown on the 1st page (1st post) of that thread..

my gas mower has 4.5 hp too but i know it pollutes more than a honda accord

**cooler** · 05-05-2008, 10:36 PM

why microsoft didn't want to pay yahoo's asking price.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuyVkvtnE_w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsyeU...eature=related

**azabaz_ipoh** · 05-06-2008, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..all 4 1/2 Horsepower and without a reverse gear!

..Btw, i like the sport version!..I like the portion when they show the car parked alongside the other people in the meeting!..

..i still can't believe the Peel is much smaller than the vehicles(2nd pic) shown on the 1st page (1st post) of that thread..

yeah, that part is funny. and, you have to love british humor, the meeting was about reducing carbon print and they pan the camera to the four same newspapers on the table and the fact that there's a full grown giant of a man in a car that are so environmental unfriendly in that particular meeting. hahahahaha. i love british humor and top gear are so politically incorrect it is the bomb. hahaha.