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    Default She thought she won a TOYOTA..

    ..okay, some of you have probably seen this; if not, enjoy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    ..okay, some of you have probably seen this; if not, enjoy!

    well, i heard of it but not seen the news article or pic before. Now that i've seen it, my question is, how the heck she got hired by hooters as a waitressShe doesn't look qualified

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4
    that's not a knife,
    this is a knife
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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    well, i heard of it but not seen the news article or pic before. Now that i've seen it, my question is, how the heck she got hired by hooters as a waitressShe doesn't look qualified
    Not qualified? You meant IQ or look?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qidong View Post
    Not qualified? You meant IQ or look?
    r u trying to get me into trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qidong View Post
    Not qualified? You meant IQ or look?
    C'mon, think Hooters...

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    Default She's So Cold

    ..(some of you have probably seen this video; if not, enjoy)

    Bill kisses air. Very cold air.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W13-TvZ86Y
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    A man was playing badminton with the girl friend. As it was very hot, the man start to take off his shirt and play without shirt. The girl friend saw it and said it was not fair that the man can play without shirt while women cannot do the same thing. So the man suggested that they play it inside their bedroom. There she can do the same thing...They ended up playing "BED" minton....

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    Ok, lol, I can just imagine what kind of quote or speech clouds can go along with these images .
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    Quote Originally Posted by COOLEST View Post
    Ok, lol, I can just imagine what kind of quote or speech clouds can go along with these images .
    1. Don't scared me, I am too shy

    2. I am going to concurred the world

    3. ------------

    WElcome back, COOLEST

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    Default ^^The baby pooh (last pic)..^^

    ..with that upset look, wanted to say: "Hey! Who stole my underpants??"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    ..(some of you have probably seen this video; if not, enjoy)

    Bill kisses air. Very cold air.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W13-TvZ86Y
    bill is still paying for soiling monica's dress

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctjcad View Post
    ..with that upset look, wanted to say: "Hey! Who stole my underpants??"...
    look like the commando pooh

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    How about these types :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnBr...eature=related ?

    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4
    that's not a knife,
    this is a knife

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    What is it Peter? It says "it is not available your in country" !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pete LSD View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by malayali View Post
    What is it Peter? It says "it is not available your in country" !!!
    Jet Li fighting

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    Default (For all hockey fans) The worst team in international sport?

    ..(some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy)

    I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or not but it's very mean of the Slovakian team..poor goalie..

    Actually this is not the worst; the worst happened in 1998 when a game in which South Korea barely survived a scare against Thailand, 92-0.

    http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/080920...nal-sport.html
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    The worst team in international sport?
    Eurosport - Mon, 08 Sep 11:26:00 2008

    Bulgaria were beaten 82-0 by Slovakia in a women's ice hockey qualifier for the 2010 Winter Olympics.

    Bulgaria conceded a goal every 44 seconds in the Latvian town of Liepaja. They trailed 7-0 after five minutes, 19-0 after ten and 31-0 after one period.

    In their previous matches, they had lost 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy.

    Bulgaria has a population of 7.4 million but only three indoor ice rinks and 37 registered female players.

    SOME OF THE BIGGEST DEFEATS IN SPORTING HISTORY:

    Football: Bon Accord suffered the worst defeat in any British senior match, losing 36-0 to Arbroath on September 12, 1885 in a first round match of the Scottish Cup. Thirteen goals were scored by centre-forward John Petrie.

    Football: The highest international football scoreline is Australia's 31-0 win over American Samoa in 2001 with a record 13 goals for Aussie striker Archie Thompson.

    Cricket: England beat Australia by an innings and 579 runs at The Oval in August 1938. The home side posted an innings of 903-7 declared before a Bradman-less Australia were all out for 201 and just 123.

    Rugby Union: Australia scored 22 tries in their game versus Namibia at the 2003 World Cup, winning 142-0.

    American Football: The record score is the 220-0 pasting given to college side Cumberland by Georgia Tech in 1916.

    Baseball: Japanese high school Kawamoto Technical School side forfeited a game versus Shusukan when trailing 66-0 after just two innings.

    Eurosport

    (The Bulgarian team lost with 139-0 shots-on-goal tally).

    *Our friend James Mirtle had the best wrap-up of the 82-0 carnage:

    Down 77-0 with three minutes to go, Bulgaria put in its backup goaltender, who promptly let in another five goals on five shots in just 1:25 of playing time. The game's final shots on goal were 139-0. Slovakia had 12 players record hat tricks, including one 10-goal scorer, one nine-goal scorer and four others with eight.

    Mirtle also points to this story from a Bulgarian media outlet that actually stands up for the women's team and takes the government to task:

    The embarrassment, however, ought to be directed towards the Bulgarian Government rather than the ladies. With a population of 7.4 million, only three indoor ice rings in the country and only 37 registered female players, Bulgaria could have hardly hoped for a successful run in the competition, although this ruthless and systematic destruction was nothing short of a national embarrassment.
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