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    ctjcad, that was really a very good one

    And now, where's the ban button?

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    hehe nice one chris

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    Very good effort, Chris. Nice. Last but not least (sorry Mr. President):

    ctjcad: some of you have probably seen this chicken; if not, help it across! Hmmm... I wonder if Pemuda has a comment on this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbad View Post
    ctjcad: some of you have probably seen this chicken; if not, help it across! Hmmm... I wonder if Pemuda has a comment on this...
    Ha!
    Couldn't resist a riposte, eh?

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    cooler is LOL because the chicken (gai jei) is walking toward himL

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    All those mention of chicken makes me hungry.
    Help it cross the road so we can fry it already!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    cooler is LOL because the chicken (gai jei) is walking toward himL
    Cooler......behave.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhand View Post
    Ha!
    Couldn't resist a riposte, eh?
    Unfortunately, pales in comparison with ctjcad's originals.

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    Default Dumb e-bay seller

    Isn't this e-bay seller dumb or not?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Falcon-40-4-...1|293:1|294:50


    He is asking for $139 but showing a picture with $84.95. And a lot of websites is selling it for 84.95 also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qidong View Post
    Isn't this e-bay seller dumb or not?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Falcon-40-4-...1|293:1|294:50


    He is asking for $139 but showing a picture with $84.95. And a lot of websites is selling it for 84.95 also.
    He might be dumb... but I'd say he's clever enough to believe that there are buyers out there who are a lot dumber

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    maybe like iphone or ps3 when they first came out, catching onto the initial hyped demand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhand View Post
    He might be dumb... but I'd say he's clever enough to believe that there are buyers out there who are a lot dumber
    I sure will keep on checking to see if there are really any dumber buyers.

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    There really should be more male counsellors straight to the heart of the problem !

    Dear Walter
    I hope you can help me here.
    The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
    I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
    I walked back home to get my husband's help.
    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.
    He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter.
    I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.
    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
    I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
    He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
    Can you please help?
    Sincerely,
    Sheila Dear Sheila,
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
    Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
    If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all earth wires.
    If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
    I hope this helps.
    Walter

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    Default Is it the NBA or the NFL??

    ..(some of you have probably seen this; if not, get ready to nod your head)..

    Is It the NBA Or NFL?




    36
    Have been accused of spousal abuse


    7
    Have been arrested for fraud


    19
    Have been accused of writing bad checks



    117
    Have directly or indirectly
    Bankrupted at least 2 businesses



    3
    Have done time for assault



    71,
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    71,
    Cannot
    Get a credit card due to bad credit


    14
    Have been arrested on drug-related charges


    8
    Have been arrested for shoplifting


    21
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    Are defendants in lawsuits, and


    84
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    In
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    Can
    You guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet?... Scroll down,


























    Neither,
    it's the 535 members of the
    United States Congress



    The
    Same group of Idiots that crank out
    Hundreds of new laws each year
    Designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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    Default I miss him already..

    ...(some of you have probably seen this; if not, get ready to shake your head and tummy)...

    cooler, i bet you've missed him already..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP4d4oFKv78

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    [quote=ctjcad;1081254]..(some of you have probably seen this; if not, get ready to nod your head)..


    Neither,
    it's the 535 members of the
    United States Congress


    The
    Same group of Idiots that crank out
    Hundreds of new laws each year

    Designed to keep the rest of us in line.


    At least they have the right qualifications, anyway who is better qualified to pass laws than the fellas who broke them...LOL

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