05-20-2009, 06:30 PM #1242
The media has been making a rather large issue about the H1N1 virus that has been called the next pandemic. It seems to be causing quite a scare in many regions of the globe, and many people growing worried. After watching a news bulletin today, I asked my dad when he was going to start worrying about swine flu. His answer? - and this is sooooo bad...
"When pigs fly"
My apologies for unearthing what is quite possibly the worst pun ever devised.
05-22-2009, 09:31 AM #1243
05-22-2009, 09:49 AM #1244
Only In Vietnam..
We know they like Motorcycles sooooo much ..
who cares i have no helmet?
yeah, delivery ..
Now, is that public transport?
05-22-2009, 09:55 AM #1245
05-22-2009, 02:17 PM #1246
Re: only in vietnam
Very ingenious ways of packing a motorcycle. But what happens to any one of those passengers if they hit a pothole? Ouch!
05-23-2009, 01:42 AM #1247
Its certainly a world record. Everyone gets the effect.
05-27-2009, 09:16 PM #1248
A Chinese and an American lawyer..
..(some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy)..don't mess with Chinese..
The Lawyer and the Chinese
An American lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over
on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun
The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines,
and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game
is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay
you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the
lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from The Earth to
the Moon?" The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out
a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer?
Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop and
searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he
finally gives up.
He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four? The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the
lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep......Don't mess with Chinese.
05-28-2009, 10:13 AM #1249
06-24-2009, 12:32 AM #1250
..it's been nearly a month..ah, what da heck..
..this one i'd like to esp. dedicate to master silentheart and cooler...
PSALM 2008-2012: FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGHT THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.
06-30-2009, 12:47 PM #1251
06-30-2009, 01:03 PM #1252
that's some blow sandwich!
07-01-2009, 03:54 AM #1253
07-01-2009, 08:38 AM #1254
That looks like a Just For Laughs gag.
It's an annual international comedy festival in Montreal, but they have a zillion videos like this. (Fooling innocent people ... another proud canadian tradition)
07-01-2009, 12:59 PM #1255
07-01-2009, 01:21 PM #1256
07-01-2009, 01:57 PM #1257
07-03-2009, 02:54 PM #1258
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