Jokes

**koo_fan** · 07-04-2009, 12:27 AM

ah, Obama is getting more gray hair these few months, no?

**ctjcad** · 07-04-2009, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by cooler

it sure is.......

..perfect timing as tomorrow (it's already Saturday in some parts of the U.S.) is July the 4th..Time for a picnic & bbq, hotdogs, burgers..

Originally Posted by koo_fan

ah, Obama is getting more gray hair these few months, no?

..yes, only less than 6 months in office...by the time he finishes his 1st term, he could have a full head of blond hair..

**cooler** · 07-04-2009, 09:16 PM

does this sounds like a chinese opera (instrumental)??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clW9q4UJAwk

***Oldhand*** · 07-04-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by cooler

does this sounds like a chinese opera (instrumental)??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clW9q4UJAwk

More like a kitchen orchestra (with a rusty bugle added on)

**cooler** · 07-04-2009, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Oldhand

More like a kitchen orchestra (with a rusty bugle added on)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-p3...om=PL&index=20
hmm, are u sure?

i do agreed that their instrumentals could likely originated from kitchen utensils

**malayali** · 07-08-2009, 09:16 AM

This is pretty funny.... check out the video
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...lf,175114&vm=r

**extremenanopowe** · 07-09-2009, 09:59 AM

Nice one...

There must be style...
In malay, gaya mesti ada. lain tapa...

U think u have the style???

***Oldhand*** · 07-16-2009, 04:53 AM

Home-products giant Ikea might take over all the dying US auto-makers.
To reduce costs, Ikea has already laid out its automobile retail strategy.

It's the usual Ikea practice - D-I-Y

**xiaoheng** · 07-16-2009, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by Oldhand

Home-products giant Ikea might take over all the dying US auto-makers.
To reduce costs, Ikea has already laid out its automobile retail strategy.

It's the usual Ikea practice - D-I-Y

haha nice layout... this DIY shld be for people who are Pro DIY level or else be a watse of time and money haha

**ctjcad** · 09-10-2009, 02:20 AM

..ahh, haven't been in this thread for a while...
some of you have probably seen these; if not, enjoy..

I don't know

what??????nooo

ohh god

i’m sooo sorry

u lied to me

noooooooo

**ctjcad** · 09-30-2009, 04:01 AM

..some of you have seen these, if not enjoy..

We have 3 stupid stages of life....

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy....but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy....but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money....but no Energy

**ctjcad** · 10-01-2009, 03:02 AM

..okay, some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy (esp. for the ladies reading)..

The Geography of a Woman..

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 -35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She has lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 and 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past but alas no future.

and last but not least..

After 70, they become Pakistan or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where they are, but no one wants to go there.

**Qidong** · 10-03-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..some of you have seen these, if not enjoy..

We have 3 stupid stages of life....

[CENTER]Teen age:

Have Time + Energy....but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy....but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money....but no Energy

We are in between the working and old group, think of playing badminton all the time, sneaking out playing for a couple hours during lunch hour while still having a little energy left.

**OneToughBirdie** · 10-04-2009, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..okay, some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy (esp. for the ladies reading)..

The Geography of a Woman..

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 -35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She has lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 and 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past but alas no future.

and last but not least..

After 70, they become Pakistan or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where they are, but no one wants to go there.

Hahaha!! Good one...And after 70, if she exposed herself to young kids, the kids will have nightmare for the rest of their lives

**MetalOrange** · 10-06-2009, 12:35 PM

1.
A man is dying of cancer.......
His son asked him,
“Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?”
Answer:”So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom...."
2.
Three feelings
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant

3.
Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!