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    what this world need is more of LOL, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    what this world need is more of LOL, lol
    can also lol and choke in their own saliva!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalOrange View Post
    can also lol and choke in their own saliva!
    answers:
    - the benefit out weighs the side effect
    - one can overcome choking with more practice of lol for newbies
    - if one do choke and drop to the floor, then it would be ROFLOL, a higher form of LOL. A pro status of LOL so to speak
    Last edited by cooler; 11-25-2009 at 01:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    answers:
    - the benefit out weighs the side effect
    - one can overcome choking with more practice of lol for newbies
    - if one do choke and drop to the floor, then it would be ROFLOL, a higher form of LOL. A pro status of LOL so to speak
    actually i was just holding my horses a bit specially before thanksgiving tomorrow.

    bluntly, choke to death.

    rofl is good, roflol is even better.

    but a goner is not a joker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalOrange View Post
    actually i was just holding my horses a bit specially before thanksgiving tomorrow.

    bluntly, choke to death.

    rofl is good, roflol is even better.

    but a goner is not a joker.
    then he the goner is not a pro joker but still a newb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    then he the goner is not a pro joker but still a newb.
    exactly! right said fred.

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    You guys conversation makes me LOL..

    Makes me think like a joke!
    lol

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    georgechongwei,

    that's originality, ha ha. better than just copying what had been said by other people before, don't you think?

    MetalOrange

    p.s. go liverpool...ha ha...i know, i know...

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    Default Tiger Woods' 2009 Christmas Card..

    ..apology in advance for any Tiger Woods' fan and if you guys haven't seen it, enjoy!

    What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?

    answer below…
































    They both get clubbed by Norwegians..


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    ctjcad,

    you should lodge the ball into the adam's apple.

    MetalOrange

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    Default comments and questions:

    -Look how tightly she's holding that club. Yikes!
    -Is anyone really that blonde or only people delivered in a birthing tub full of peroxide?
    -Isn't she Swedish and not Norwegian? Maybe twobeer knows.
    -Either Scandanavian way, it's Tiger who looks like the ice hockey player.

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    why did tiger hit the fire hydrant and the tree?
    He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
    Last edited by cooler; 12-05-2009 at 01:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler View Post
    why did tiger hit the fire hydrant and the tree?
    He couldn't decdie between the iron or a wood.
    he's already decided. he wanted them both!

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    It all makes sense...

    Cheetah, Tiger, Lion.

    Cheater Tiger Lyin

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    got this other one on the local radio today. We seem to love these Tiger (bad) jokes

    Tiger Woods
    Wood: Kayu
    Tiger : Harimau
    Hari : Day
    Mau : want

    Hari-hari : Every / daily
    Hari-hari mau : Everyday want
    Hari-hari mau Kayu : Everyday want wood

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    RNPS IMAGES OF THE YEAR 2009 - U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates, including Brazil's Mayora Tavares (L), for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy July 9, 2009.
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    Default Weekend funnies..

    *sigh*..okay, time to relive this thread...
    some of you have probably read these, if not, enjoy!

    You know you live in 2009 when...

    1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.


    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years


    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace


    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV


    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.


    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.


    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.


    9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.


    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.


    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.


    12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
    ================================================== =========
    "Colored Man"

    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

    The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

    "When I was born I was black,"

    "When I grew up I was black,"

    "When I'm sick I'm black,"

    "When I go in the sun I'm black,"

    "When I'm cold I'm black,"

    "When I die I'll be black."

    "But you sir..."

    "When you're born you're pink,"

    "When you're sick, you're green,"

    "When you go in the sun you turn red,"

    "When you're cold you turn blue,"

    "And when you die you turn purple."

    "And you have the nerve to call me colored"

    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed

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