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    Default Magnetic desalinization process

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    Doctor Flamond: You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?

    Nick Rivers: Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever.

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    In order to stress out the consequences of always telling lies to their parents, David's mother told him that for such behavior in a long run, god can punished him and become blind. One day David's mother realizes that he is cheating about his exam results and complained to his father

    father; Where is David?
    Mother: He is upstairs in his room. Again he cheated about his exam results and i think you should talk to him

    While in David's room

    Father: David! why did you cheated about your exam result. You should take this issue seriously if you want to grow as an educated person. What is wrong with you?
    David: father, you are talking into the wrong way..........i am here.

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