Stomach problems - I need help quick

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  1. .:eha

    .:eha Regular Member

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    At school today, we had a very fun bet. Some guy bet money that I couldnt eat a pack of jello powder. Anyways, I took the challenge and I ate it, and won some money.. but let me get to the point.

    I'm playing a match against a friend today.. Wich is also about money :p
    And now my stomach is rumbling and such, and I'm feeling noxious and hyper.
    Any tips to calm down my stomach? Preferably quick. And no vomiting or laxatives involved. More like a natural way please :)
     
    #1 .:eha, May 23, 2006
  2. riz-nie

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    uuuu..wow.....youre greedy...i think you should go to bed and when you wake up everything is gone.....that wut i usually do but sometimes i just wait for it to go off...
     
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    plenty of water i'd guess..

    anything to flush ur system out..

    but you don't stand a chance really.. the sugar high is going to come.. then go.. and you'll be hit with a really grim low..

    next time - use your head..
     
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  4. .:eha

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    Heh. It was worth it.. Nice jello though :p

    I think its a laxative.. I can surely feel some pressure down there XD
    But thanks for the tips.
     
    #4 .:eha, May 23, 2006
  5. jerby

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    pack of jello: $3
    losing a bet to a friend: $5
    feeding your friend into diabetic shock: priceless

    couldn't resist...sorry;)
     
    #5 jerby, May 23, 2006
  6. .:eha

    .:eha Regular Member

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    Hehe.. Yeah, got heart ache. But it went over. Wasnt really that bad :p

    I'm very tired now. Won the match, but I almost lost. Couldnt keep up since I got really tired.
     
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    lesson here : dont eat stupidly before an important match :D
     
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    Lesson #1
    Don't gamble.

    Lesson #2
    Use your brain before you do something.
     
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    Humans are interesting... the stupidity weed themselves out...
     
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    go eat something weird again...hopefully it has counter effect...XD

    lol..i think you just need to go see a doctor.
     
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    Nah. It all got sorted out.. And came out also.. :p

    My advise, dont eat jello powder. ;)
     
    #11 .:eha, May 24, 2006
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    If the feeling comes back peppermint tea is supposed to be good for settling a stomach.
     
    #12 crosscourt, May 24, 2006
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    Nah what he needs is 10 shots of vodka and he'll be fine.
     
    #13 FEND., May 24, 2006
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    OK, let's compromise, a large cocktail made up of a very large glass of peppermint tea and 10 shots of vodka?:D
     
    #14 crosscourt, May 24, 2006
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    that's why think before you do something.....
     
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    why don't we just remove all the safety labels form dangerous products and let the problem take care of itself? It's what Darwin would do;)
     
    #16 jerby, May 24, 2006
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    LOL. 'Cause then idiots would be instant millionaires by suing the companies and becoming rich for being well simply idiots.
     
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    no, because they'd be dead;)

    only in the US you can become a millionaire from suing everybody...so 'the problem' will either solve itself, or migrate...I'm comfortable with both:D
     
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    Jello shots that is :D
     
    #19 .:eha, May 24, 2006
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    Thanks for making my day! :cool:
     
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