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04-15-2010, 10:21 PM #698
.. if you were wanting to play at Titans when you're over here, let me warn you about what Ashley does to "newbie" .. Allegedly anyway ..... first thing he always does is to damage peoples retina by exposing his ugly face to them .. dont laugh people have gone blind looking at such extreme hideousness .. cover your eyes or look up at the sun if you have to talk with Ashley.
And it is speculated that Ashley may have been a defrock Catholic priest, so when he reaches out to shake your hands or shake any other parts of you .. RUN!!! .. dont think just turn around and run away as fast as you can.
Thirdly and the most IMPORTANT if he ask you to go on court and have a game with him, just make up any excuse not to .. like, sorry I'm in the middle of a interesting and intellectual discussion with Carl and therefore can't play as yet, or Sorry I forgot my rackets at home, or simply no speak english.... dont ask why you'll thannk me for it one day
Ashley is well known as a violent and volatile gangster from the hoods of Nunawading .. so to defuse any argument that may arise with him .. just rub his stumach .. it'll helps calm him down... this tip may save your life one day.
Last but not least .. never spill water on Ashley or feed him after midnight.
Last edited by vienb; 04-15-2010 at 10:24 PM.
04-16-2010, 03:28 AM #699
Vien thanks for the introduction. I can't believe you are still holding a grudge against me for kicking out that good looking asian girl out of Titans. Vien let it go, you have a girlfriend now, you have to let bygones be bygones.
BTW I don't think many of the young readers will know what you mean when you say "never spill water on Ashley or feed him after midnight". You are showing you age old fella.
04-16-2010, 10:01 AM #700
hahaha! GREMLINS!!!! next ppl will say they have never seen Ghostbusters or Caddyshack!! OMG are we THAT old....I remember when we played with wooden rackets and real pidgeons HAHAHA!
04-16-2010, 10:18 AM #701
Can you believe Ghostbusters 3 is coming out next year. I bet heaps of youngsters will wonder what happened to Ghostbusters 1 and 2. Can't really blame them, the first one came out 26 years ago and I saw it in the cinemas!
When Ghostbusters 4 comes out you, me and Vien can take our kids to watch it in the cinemas.
04-16-2010, 09:38 PM #702
Before calling me old lets just remember ... You're qualified to play in the veterans events .. I still have to wait many many more years
Since my girlfriend doesnt read this forum or is even interested in badminton for that matter its safe for me to say ... yes i still hold that grudge
04-17-2010, 11:07 AM #703
How does it feel getting beaten in every game when you played against a veteran earlier tonight at Titans ? How many games did I play against you, 4 I believe? I have to admit I was surprised that some of the games were quite close (well 2 of them anyway).
You might be younger but from the way you (and Robbo77) were moving in the last game I could hear your joints creaking from my side of the court.
04-17-2010, 08:40 PM #704
Try and beat us during a tournament then talk old fella .. I got stuck with all a defferent beginners in every one of those games including the one where i was stuck teaming up with you
Beside the first game i think i got stuck against you and Andrew for the rest of the night there .. may have lost but, got plenty of good smashes on target .. target being you extra extra large neanderthal man
04-18-2010, 09:26 AM #705
You were partnering Anthong in one game and Carl in another. The only one you won was the one with me, I admit I felt sorry for you, sad chubby guy who was consistently getting beaten on the court by us and whipped off the court by QA
That's not nice calling Carl "extra extra large neanderthal man". His girlfriend likes him the way he is.
04-18-2010, 09:05 PM #706
04-18-2010, 10:29 PM #707
CBA Tournament 2010
The CBA tournament entry is due tomorrow ....
It looks like D single, D double, and C Double are full .. but that still leave C single for the taken
.. also I think Gary posted that there was someone in C men double looking for a partner so thats a trophy oppotunity there for the taking
04-19-2010, 08:06 AM #708
Since Ashley hasnt post it yet ...........
NO Social Badminton this Saturday 24/4/2010
This is because Ashley is busy going to an All You Can Eat buffet
04-19-2010, 08:19 AM #709
VIEN, DO NOT POST THINGS THAT IS NOT TRUE. SOCIAL BADMINTON WILL RUN AS NORMAL THIS SATURDAY. 24th April 2010.
I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE, DO NOT POST THINGS RELATING TO CLUB TIMES BEFORE CONFIRMING WITH ME.
Sam has confirmed he is OK to run the club in my absence this Saturday.
04-19-2010, 08:26 AM #710
Oh and one more thing Vien.
I have been losing weight for the last 2 months. Carls seems thinner as well. But Vien you have been putting on the kilos lately. So now the title of "extra extra large neanderthal man" goes to you.
04-19-2010, 07:00 PM #711
04-19-2010, 07:05 PM #712
04-21-2010, 09:47 PM #713
The 2010 CBA Tournament pre-release fixture .....
Take a look at B double, so far 24 teams ... and talk about a tough B grade .. cant believe Gary and John was worry this year's B grade would be too weak to allow me and Anthony to enter
04-21-2010, 10:26 PM #714
Good luck Vien. Make sure you wear the Loke Poh's T-shirt this time from 1st round onward. Maybe will bring you good luck.
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