For those employees out there who will having problems in getting the definition rite

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  1. haifeng4ever

    haifeng4ever Regular Member

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    1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY- Always going out of the office
    2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS- Able to bulls**t(in a more approriate words-trash-talking)
    3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS- Spends a lot of time on phone
    4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY- Too ugly to get a date
    5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY- Drinks a lot
    6. INDEPENDENT WORKER- Nobody knows what he/she does
    7. QUICK THINKING- Offers plausible excuses
    8. CAREFUL THINKER- Won’t make a decision
    9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS- Gets someone else to do it
    10.EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL- Speaks English
    11.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL- A nit picker
    12.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES- Is tall or has a louder voice
    13.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT- Lucky
    14.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR- Knows a lot of dirty jokes
    15.CAREER MINDED- Back Stabber
    16.LOYAL- Can’t get a job anywhere else
    17.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT- Buys drinks for all the boys
    18.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION- Gets to work on time
    19.RELAXED ATTITUDE- Sleeps at desk
     
  2. silentheart

    silentheart Regular Member

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    Thanks for the list. I will use it when interviewing the next job applicant.
     
  3. Kimmysolucious

    Kimmysolucious Regular Member

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    Poor guy. I already feel bad for this next job applicant :(
     
  4. ctjcad

    ctjcad Regular Member

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    This one belongs..

    ...in the "Joke" thread..:p:)..
    *kwun, mind merging this one in there??..;):)
     

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