http://www.badmintoncentral.com/badminton-central/content/view/125/2/ "Unlike judo, croquet has a distinguished and civilised history," said Laer Diputs, president of the ICF. "It's also not like badminton where you simply run around wildly, hitting back and forth. Croquet is very competitive and depends on a combination of physical skill and careful strategy. Most of all, success depends on a cool assessment of risks and probabilities, yes, much like chess." i bet he never watches badminton matches alive..
Well.. ..here's the original thread of that prank story: http://www.badmintoncentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53935