Since it is Friday and I really don't want to do any work. (Actually my computer is doing all the work) I just want to know what do you guys say (or gals like to hear). I will start. 1) Yes, dear. It is already done. 2) Badminton is my second love, you are #1. (This is a 100% lie) 3) Yes, the dress is a little bit expensive. However, it looks good on you. Go ahead and buy it. Any good one? I might need some later tonight...
Come on guys. Are you just waiting for me to say something way over the board and our dear Kwun exile me again?
haha. but you seem to enjoy it... not sure what you exactly asking for in this thread though. you want to know what to say to ur SO when she see that you are not doing work? or when you are out playing badminton on a friday night? or just in general?
1) I am very bored right now because my computer is taking too long to run my DB program. Only thing I can do is browse internet. It actually takes 2 min to open up Excel and act like I am working. 2) You know, once a while you need those brownie points with your spouse/significant other. What do you say to keep the peace in the house? 3) Just in case I am sleeping on the sofa, I need some good words to at lease get back into bad room. 4) I wish I am playing badminton right now, not posting here. I know Sir DinkALot will take this poor soul into the shelter of Panda cave and beat the crap out of me on the badminton court in SGVBC. However, the air fair is too much that I have to string 100 racquets for other before I can go back to LA.
I feel for you, Greatest GrandMaster SH. Those brownie points are important to keep one's sanity (guy's) intact . As for the Big Panda torture lessons, let's plan another one but this time with Master Vining included in the work . Wow, one hundred racquets? My fingers go raw afterward. I wish all the hard work is for brownie points .
Here are a few more light jokes to lighten up the day.. (i guess our silentheart is looking for some jokes, eh??).. Here are some..which could be in the "Jokes" thread.. ======================================================= They say that wives are only really amorous for about 20 minutes in a month. So if you happen to be out in the garage at that time... Life can be tough! Here are some good lines to say: (You get to sleep inside the house!) 1. You're looking slimmer than yesterday! (OK, so sometimes we are economical with the truth...) 2. I'm really intelligent, because I chose to marry YOU! 3. You smell good! (Any guy can use this -- just buy her a bottle of perfume that YOU like!!) 4. You look good! (You can truthfully say this if she can see well) 5. Your hair looks great! (To guys, hair always looks fine. We just don't reckon it's important to always say so. I mean, WHY?) Simple, isn't it??.. So there's your complete guide to marital ecstasy. Marriage is so simple... And here are the Top 10 Things to Keep from Saying the Wrong Thing to Your Wife: 1. Carry a small pop-rivet gun in your pocket. If the need arises, rivet your lips together. 2. Carry a large hammer in your pocket. If the need arises, knock yourself out with the hammer. 3. Practice image reinforcement. When your wife begins talking, picture yourself chained to a doghouse for a whole week. 4. Plan for the future. Make an appointment today to have your tongue surgically removed. 5. When your wife begins talking, excuse yourself for a moment and then quickly send out a group email to your men's small group so they can pray like crazy. 6. As your wife begins talking, remove your belt, loop it over your head and chin, and fasten it securely. 7. Learn Swahili. That way if you do talk, your wife won’t understand all the dumb things you may say. 8. Become a monk and take a vow of perpetual silence. 9. Without your wife knowing it, carefully place a sticky-note on her forehead that reads, “Don’t say anything.” 10. If you do inadvertently say something, hand your wife the hammer that you carry in your pocket and let her knock you out.
Haha, here's what my mother says when my father calls her 'stupid': "You are dumber because you chose to marry someone 'stupid'". .. funny
A few more.. ..to tickle our silentheart (hope you don't have to memorize these when you come face to face with your SO, later this evening)... Sweet things to say to your girlfriend/wives: 1) I always think of you even when i'm in the middle of a badminton rally. 2) You make me feel complete, even if i feel incomplete as a badminton player. 3) You're so sweet, I'm going to be diabetic. 4) Your kisses are like honey.. 5) I sometimes think of you when you're away and smile away to myself. People think I'm nuts. 6) You're mine and only mine, All rights reserved 7) I love your warmth when you hug me 8) I could look into your eyes and get lost for hours.. 9) Your smile makes my day, even if i'm having a bad day playing badminton 10) You're my apple pie 11) When you're away, I think of you 12) Recite romantic poetry to her by Keats or Shelly or Lord Byron 13) Your cheeks are like tomatoes. 14) Whenever i think of you, my badminton game goes up 10 notches. 15) I've waited all my life to find someone like you. 16) My heart longs for you when you're away. 17) You're like an angel from heaven. 18) God probably made you on a Sunday. 19) I love you more than anyone and anything else.. 20) You're as beautiful as a field of daffodils and tulips. 21) You make every other girl pale in comparison 22) No other girl can hold a candle to you 23) You give every other girl a complex 24) Am sure there are millions of girls who cry into their pillow every night, wishing they were as beautiful as you are. 25) Your inner beauty makes your face glow 26) Your voice is as sweet as honey 27) You have a sexy voice. Just listening to it turns me on. 28) I love talking to you 29) Just listening to your voice at the end of the day makes life worth living, despite all the struggles. 30) You're everything I wanted, and more. 31) I love the way you understand my thoughts before I voice them 32) You're far more mature when compared to your friends ( If she is mature) 33) I love the child in you (If she's immature) 34) I want to be there to hold your hand and shield you from any troubles that come your way. 35) I'm going to be there for you - always 36) Cupcake, pumpkin pie, you're the sweetest. 37) I love saying things that make you blush..
SHE walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies, And all that's best of dark and bright Meets in her aspect and her eyes; Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which Heaven to gaudy day denies. That's Byron, and if you read that saccharine bit you'll definitely be diabetic! Instead let's try some Keats.... I don't know how lovey-dovey it is, Silentheart; but it might make you and your bride thirsty for some feel-good love potion. [FONT=Palatino,]O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]Tasting of Flora and the country green, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]Dance, and Provencal song, and sunburnt mirth! [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]O for a beaker full of the warm South, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]And purple-stained mouth; [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, [/FONT] [FONT=Palatino,]And with thee fade away into the forest dim: [/FONT] -Cheers!
Hi Chris, I like you list. I might have to remember the whole thing. I will let you know which line she buys... Have a nice weekend.!!!
my gosh....... the grandmaster must have done a terrible thing. let us know what is the outcome later.....
C, After #2, she asked me, "OK, what did you do this time?" Me: "Oh, Nothing honey." Ms. Heartless: "Go do the dishes" Me: "Yes, dear" So, Cooler got it right. To Master Drifit, I swear I did not do anything!
there is something that need to be done by you. now, you didnt do anything at all..... looking at my fish pond in my office now, guess what.........
we shifted into new premise after couple of month renovation. my boss wanted to provide me a room. i tell him, scrap that project, i want to view the pond. after few persuasion, i manage to get my place so near to the pond.... after weeks, now, it is time ready to put the pond into test. we put in 2 fishes in it. 2 days later, 1 of the fishes jumped out(commit suicide). DEAD FISH btw, the pond still clean............
Off topic-Boss, look who's been surfing the internet/BC... ...wait til the boss see this picture (see what's on the laptop's screen)...
Feeling incomplete... ...without a sound from our Master LazyBuddy, on this topic....hmm, where is he??...
