How to beat Lin Dan?

**danielwong** · 01-27-2010, 03:01 AM

beat him in anything not any badminton right???
i will beat him with a power rangers toy

**Zabee** · 01-27-2010, 06:36 AM

i think i'll beat him in cooking sure he lost for sure !!!!!!!!!

**pBmMalaysia** · 01-27-2010, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Badmintan

You never mentioned 'How to beat Lin Dan?' in badminton.

Seems very open ended.

I bet I can beat Lin Dan in Big 2 or poker.

maybe he don't know how to play big 2 or poker yet..why don't you teach him and see whether he is as fast as he is in the court and also whether he can clean your bank account before your second wind comes back!

go to post #9

**FIVEs** · 01-27-2010, 10:42 AM

Tell Lin Dan to wear everything backwards (shirts, shorts, underwear) and make him hit with his right hand

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**pBmMalaysia** · 01-27-2010, 10:42 AM

at least in this forum somebody's happy as everybody seems to have something to beat him - i should have put the title as 'how to beat ld in badminton' but then again some joker will come out as say: we can beat him, me and lcw, ld and my grandma...in doubles..

**pBmMalaysia** · 01-27-2010, 10:47 AM

ladies n gentlemen its understood we are talking badminton singles here otherwise the forum becomes ld jokers' corner..

it's ok once in a while we post jokes on him as i think he still can't read english yet!

**FIVEs** · 01-27-2010, 10:50 AM

I think I'm in line with the topic. He just have to wear his shirts and shorts and undies backwards but still has to play baddy. However, I'm sure he wouldn't be comfy at all!

**pBmMalaysia** · 01-27-2010, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by FIVEs

I think I'm in line with the topic. He just have to wear his shirts and shorts and undies backwards but still has to play baddy. However, I'm sure he wouldn't be comfy at all!

like i said its ok now we make some jokes on him as he doesn't understand english yet but if you do have the opportunity to play with him with his undies backward its going to be odd!

ever seem ld took off his shirts? i am sure you can see 6 or 8 ab muscle straight away, what if he wears his undies backward? maybe his training also covers that part....

**FIVEs** · 01-27-2010, 11:11 AM

That's some hard training down there

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**ytyang** · 01-27-2010, 12:05 PM

Set a new rule, LD can only play right-handed in any tournaments....

**cooler** · 01-27-2010, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by ytyang

Set a new rule, LD can only play right-handed in any tournaments....

better yet, new rule that everyone play with their non-dominant hand

LD can beat the entire nation's (any nation) team in one court

lol

**ytyang** · 01-27-2010, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by cooler

better yet, new rule that everyone play with their non-dominant hand

LD can beat the entire nation's (any nation) team in one court

lol

But thread title is "How to beat Lin Dan"

**ctjcad** · 01-27-2010, 01:20 PM

It's quite simple actually.

For a player, maybe like Dato LCW, to have a chance to scalp SuperDan, just choose when SuperDan participates in the 2nd tourney at the end of his back-to-back tourneys. Heck, who knows, SuperDan might give LCW an easy W/O win (because of tiredness).

**ytyang** · 01-27-2010, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by ctjcad

It's quite simple actually.

For a player, maybe like Dato LCW, to have a chance to scalp SuperDan, just choose when SuperDan participates in the 2nd tourney at the end of his back-to-back tourneys. Heck, who knows, SuperDan might give LCW an easy W/O win (because of tiredness).

You just reveal the secret formula, CBA will hunt you down.

**ctjcad** · 01-27-2010, 02:06 PM

..anyone else noticed LD is possibly following the same footprint as last yr, in terms of tournament participation?? Last yr, his 1st tourney back was the AE followed by, yes, the Swiss Open (which he lost to LCW in the Final).

So, should SuperDan participate in the upcoming Swiss Open after the AE, for all the players trying to slay SuperDan, take heed and focus on the 2nd tourney.

**ye333** · 01-27-2010, 02:16 PM

09 AE-Swiss is the last time LD participating back-to-back tournaments.

Originally Posted by ctjcad

..anyone else noticed LD is possibly following the same footprint as last yr, in terms of tournament participation?? Last yr, his 1st tourney back was the AE followed by, yes, the Swiss Open (which he lost to LCW in the Final).

So, should SuperDan participate in the upcoming Swiss Open after the AE, for all the players trying to slay SuperDan, take heed and focus on the 2nd tourney.