... can range from pictures, a song lyric, something somebody said et al. Right now I have "she wear short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheerleader captain and I'm on the Bleachers"
"Yesterday was history; Tomorrow is a mystery; Today is a gift, which is why it is called the Present." - Master Wu Gui (Tortoise) from Kungfu Panda
"It is better to fart and bear the shame then not to fart and bear the pain" - Reader Digest almost 20+ years ago.
"Fools rush in. That's why they always get the best seats." -Archie comic more than 20 years ago. (I can't help but think of limsy lining up early for the Malaysian Open.)
I always get the intro songs to kids shows stuck in my head.... Toopy and Binoo must be the worst.. "Toopy.... Binooo...." "Toopy and Binoo" "We love to laugh, we love to play" "That's us Toopy and Binoo!"
"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours." -- Harry S. Truman
"There are 3 types of ppl: 1. Those who make things happen 2. Those who wait for things to happen and 3. Those who wonder what happened" - from a poster in a training institute.
That's a good one psychophant! Lots of good sayings seem to come in a set of three like that. For example Joseph Heller's adaptation of Shakespeare in Catch-22: "Some are born mediocre. Some acheive mediocrity. And some have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it was all three."
This is now officially stuck in my head. [video=youtube;8PTDv_szmL0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PTDv_szmL0[/video]
This one is really bad taste, its from a comic strip from "Mad" magazine: Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by hostile Indians with no way to escape. Says Lone Ranger to Tonto, Injuns all around us Tonto looks like we're done for. Tonto beams broadly and says "What you mean WE?"
it's a small world after all. never fails to glue into my head like out of control superglue [video=youtube;oxxKnTXA0yU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxKnTXA0yU[/video]
"it's a small world afterall, it's small world afterall, it's a small world afterall, it's a small small world...."