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  1. ctjcad

    ctjcad Regular Member

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    Amazing Tree..and no it's not a joke..

    (some of you have probably seen these before)..actually this is not a real tree.:p It is at Disney World (Orlando, FL) and was made last year for a new exhibit as the inside of the tree is hollow. One can also go up to the top..;)
    The materials used are mostly plastics and resin, w/maybe a mixture of wood...:cool:

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    woh, the hand painting are cool. seriously, there's a lot of very creative people around. :D
     
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    :eek::eek::eek: This is FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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    but cute...i want to keep this tree as my 'pet'
     
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    here's a few things i found online. a landing accident aboard an aircraft carrier, and a car having a drag race down the flight deck.
     
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    Er, where? :confused:
     
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    sorry, i couldn't up load them earlier, computer bunged up :D

    here they are
     

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    Blunders by directors..

    ..okay, here are a few pics of some silly blunders by directors....(some of you probably have seen these before) ..:p:);)

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    ..but guess what, they're not as silly as these (cooler's fave prez) ..:p:D;)

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    Jeff Dunham, arguably..

    ...the World's Best & Funniest Ventriloquist....I'm sure his name is well known and some, if not most of you guys have seen his videos, clips etc:cool:...But for those who don't know, here are a couple of video clips of him...Check out the 1st one..ENJOY!:p:D;)

    Jeff Dunham & Achmed the Dead Terrorist :p:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZisTrw5FU -
    Jeff Dunham & Bubba J :p:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE
     
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    mmmm, ethanol smells just as good as gasoline:D
     

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    oohhhhh...........those pics of movies with bloopers in it are real funny. wow, never knew adidas sponsors piracy. hehehehe :D
     
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    Wow, amazing....:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Priceless Stuff

    Jeff: But you're all bone.
    Achmed: It's a flesh wound!

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    that jeff dunham guy is super funny. i was laughing my head off watching him. my favourite would be jose jalapeno on a stick. hehehehe. :D
     
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    Oh boy...The Hillary Nutcracker..

    ..looks like they're already preparing something for the (possible) next U.S. President....(cooler, get ready)..:p:);)

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    Clever Inventions...

    Things That Make Life Easier... Or Not..:p

    EGG HOLDER

    Really cute egg holder. Just don't forget yourself and take one of these spoons.

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    CUP & COOKIES

    Smart cup, in which you can put 2-3 of your favorite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.

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    ANIMAL CORN HOLDER

    Like corn? But it's eatable only when it's hot. Get a little help holding on to your corn with these cute Animal Corn Holders. Choose from Pig, Dog, and Cow.

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    BANANA GUARD Protect Your Banana!

    Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

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    LOCK-CUP

    Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there’s a solution. The Lock- Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.

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    PENGUIN TEA TIMER

    Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you.
    Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.

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    TRANSPARENT TOASTER

    You love toast, but you always burn it? Then, this invention is for you.
    This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.

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    BUTTER CUTTER

    One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.

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    GIANT REMOTE

    Never lose your remote again!
    With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It’s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark.

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    DAYCLOCK

    What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a DayClock. It’s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, karaoke night and so much more. It’s ideal for vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.

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    CRIME SCENE TOWEL

    Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!

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    LASER SCISSORS

    Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.

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    TOILET SEAT LIFTER

    ‘Who left the Toilet Seat up?’ The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.

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    ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS

    Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet...Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style is extra comfortable and cozy warm.

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    "THE THING" - INFANT PILLOW (..for the BC new parents)..;)

    The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleeps better through the night.

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    TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT

    If you are traveling a lot and don’t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, “Where is it?” and in no time you have found what you were looking for… or not.

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    MODERN LADDER

    Really cool modern ladder.

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    LATEST DESIGN WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS

    An anatomically made tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. We just don't know if it's comfortable.

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    ..and last but not least..

    WHEEL-MOVING BENCH

    Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree...now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.

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    those inventions are really funny. some i wouldn't mind having myself. heheehe. i better go check out this russell peters since i really think that dunham guy is funny. i figured we have pretty much the same sense of humour. :D
     
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    that's how she keep her husband... faithful:p
     

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