Tiger Woods' 2009 Christmas Card.. ..apology in advance for any Tiger Woods' fan and if you guys haven't seen it, enjoy! What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? answer below… They both get clubbed by Norwegians..
comments and questions: -Look how tightly she's holding that club. Yikes! -Is anyone really that blonde or only people delivered in a birthing tub full of peroxide? -Isn't she Swedish and not Norwegian? Maybe twobeer knows. -Either Scandanavian way, it's Tiger who looks like the ice hockey player.
got this other one on the local radio today. We seem to love these Tiger (bad) jokes Tiger Woods Wood: Kayu Tiger : Harimau Hari : Day Mau : want Hari-hari : Every / daily Hari-hari mau : Everyday want Hari-hari mau Kayu : Everyday want wood
RNPS IMAGES OF THE YEAR 2009 - U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates, including Brazil's Mayora Tavares (L), for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy July 9, 2009.
Weekend funnies.. *sigh*..okay, time to relive this thread... some of you have probably read these, if not, enjoy! You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did =========================================================== "Colored Man" A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed
people upload these videos about stunts that should never be attempted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJWV6R9fiLg here's one of the compliation
A mom is talking with her three children. 1st Child: Mom, why is my name Rose? Mom: Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head. 2nd Child: Mom, why is my name Snowflake? Mom: Because just as I was carrying you out of the hospital after you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. 3rd Child: sakfjh 4r8e FIASHF SIOufhadafsdf DO FfdjddSI Mom: Shut up, Brick.
Kan Pei! ..some of you have read this; if not, enjoy.. ========================================================= A Chinese guy and his English friend, both of whom don't understand each other's language, went out together for a dinner at a restaurant. As the dinner ensues, every time the Chinese guy raises his wine glass, he uttered to his English friend "Kan Pei!" (repeatedly). And every time, the Englishman was stunned, yet continues with his dinner. It continued as every time the Chinese guy wanted to drink, he yelled out "Kan Pei!" Until finally, the Englishman put down his utensils and with a loud voice said to his Chinese friend, "It's all right if you CAN'T PAY! I will pay! Now shut up!!
Some of you might have probably read these, if not, enjoy! The Best Adult Jokes Contest 2009 Grand Prize USD50,000.00 1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked "How do you know dear?" Girl replied "Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover." First Prize USD25,000.00 (2) Immigrant Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick." Boss: " When I am sick, I have s3x with my wife - try it." 2 hours later... Immigrant Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house." 10 Consolation Prize USD10,000.00 each (3) After s3x, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's cock. Husband asked: "Why? Want to have s3x again?" Wife replied: "No dear, I just admiring your cock. I used to have one before." (4) Women's lives are hard. Morning, wash clothes. Noon, hang clothes. Evening, keep clothes. Nite, iron clothes. Midnight, take off clothes. After midnight, find clothes. (6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: "Anyone got a cock?" All men rose. "I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose. "I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose. (7) A woman's husband died and she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said, "Sweetheart, this is my last blow job for you." (8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?" Mom: "When you become a good girl, you will get one." Girl: "But mom, what if I am not a good girl?" Mom: "Then you will get many, dear!" (9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary: "If I give you USD3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?" Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra, Panties, Everything." (10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the s3x Education class." Teacher: "Why?" Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral." (11) Two sperms talking on mobile phone. Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close-by?" 2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils." (12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a penis. This is because it can be lifted up even by just a simple thought.
A newly wed man who is extremely shy and close to his father, called his father using his mobile phone asking for guidance what to do during his first night. man: Father, my wife is lying on the bed. What should i do? father: you take off her cloth and ask her to do the same man: Father, my wife took off my cloth already. Now what should i do? father: you take off your pants and ask her to to take off whatever she is wearing!!!! man: Father, now i am naked and also my wife...what should i do now? father: for god sake....you insert with whatever you have!!!! ...........then his son inserted using his mobile phone!!!!!