azabaz ipoh,just to congrats u for ur 1001th post.congratulation.any celebration? include me in ur list.
good name anyway.i'll love my cat as much i love kkk. isnt that great?i've got kkk in my very own home. naah.i would never regard kkk as a pet.never.
i did not even realize i hit 1000 posts already. wooo hoooooo!!!!!! but i am a bit sad because i missed my 999th post. my favourite number is 9.
anybody has real jokes to post here? Admin / mods generally don;t like 'too much off topic chat-speak'. Some of you may have read this before some where else. But for those who haven't... enjoy. * Two blondes are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles and twitters: "Will it take ME?"
I'd think that a joke is anything that makes one laugh or smile This is a chit-chat sub-forum... should be alright if you're smiling or making others smile
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.' A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' [/FONT]
These ones rock I laughed so loudly at the first one that my wife came over to see why And then she read the second one... ...you bet she didn't find it funny (probably because it's so like her ) Of course, I got a dirty look
Lobeh, thanks for the neat jokes. Was i glad I checked this up. Second joke should be a great one to help reduce marital irritants.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s going to start.” This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.” “That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?” The husband sighed. “Damn, it’s started.”[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse! Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches and the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.[/FONT]
