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  1. azabaz_ipoh

    azabaz_ipoh Regular Member

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    so, everytime you want to eat you have to take of your shirt? in a room full of people? hehehehehe :D i would rather not. kih kih kih.
     
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    World's Most Professional Beggars..

    ..some of you might've seen these before; if not, enjoy the laugh..:eek::p;)

    boss i am quitting my job to join them..

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    Restrooms signs..

    ..for those who haven't seen these, enjoy!:p;)

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    in Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame
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    in Atlanta, GA (USA)
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    in Korea
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    not attractive at all...such a jerk..
     
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    If the "Bruce Lee" can stay in the pose and not move, he is really good.
     
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    The sculptor was made by a French sculptor. She was asked to create Terracotta Warriors of the 8 Master Cup finalists.
     
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    In fact, the idea was originated from terracotta army because the Tennis Master Cup, which will be contested among 8 qualified male players, will be held be in Shanghai this month. Federer, Nadal and Djokovic are the first three men to qualify.

    I'm wondering whether we can do something similar by making the likes of LD, LCW & TH into those terracotta warriors for the Final Super Series.:cool:
     
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    It does..

    ...make sense now:cool:..As for the sculptor creating the same terracotta sculptures of LD, LCW, PG & TH, in time for the SS Grand Prix Finale later this yr, hmm, good idea; but not sure if she'll have enough time to do so (there's about less than 6 weeks til the scheduled date)..:p..Perhaps for next yr's Olympics, in China..:confused:;):cool:
     
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    maybe she can make miniature terracotta for LD, LCW, PG and TH. :D
     
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    i"ve got a variation of that joke which came from a mate of mine Girls_are_Evil.jpg

    heheheheheheh:D:D:D:D

    hope my woman dosn't see this:eek:
     
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    behold the world's most powerful RETARD!!!


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Good idea. They can be sold as souvenirs then.:D
     
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    maybe thay can make greek statutes of LD / LCW / XXF etc instead?
     
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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
    He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
     
  19. azabaz_ipoh

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    what about a plush toy instead of statues. then everybody can buy the player that they like and hug them to sleep. kih kih kih :D imagine a squeezable LCW or LD or TH with changable t shirts. kah kah kah. then evrybody (well girls actually) will be two years old again. :D
     
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    :eek: Squeezable LYD must be out of stork very very fast...:D
     

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