yep, all the faces are of the same person. digitally engineered on the faces of a group of people. hahahahah
Really Geeky Baby Names.. ..okay, some of you might've seen these; if not, enjoy.. ========================================================= 1. Strider - It could have been worse, he could’ve been named Pippin. 2. Arwen - Again, it could have been Eowyn. Plus, it’s quite a pretty name. 3. Lestat - “I can’t understand why junior keeps wearing all that white makeup…” 4. Neo - You might as well name the kid “Jesus”. 5. Keanu - See above. 6. Nikita - Apparently from the Elton John song, not from La Femme Nikita, but we can hope. 7. Nero - “Son, you’re named for a Roman Emperor. No pressure.” 8. Maximus - See above. 9. Cosmo Ranger - I got nothing. 10. Cleopatra Evita - Presumably she’s the daughter of drag queens. 11. Corran - Apparently a character in the Star Wars books. 12. Mara Jade - Another similarly non-movie Star Wars character. 13. Anakin - Bound to be a mouth breather. 14. Luke - Climbed the charts from 228th in the seventies to 42nd today. 15. Ada - Destined to work in a cubicle among smelly coding boys. 16. Wesley - Fairly common, but geeky when inspired by Star Trek. 17. Jadzia - Apparently in 1998, there were 27 baby girls named after Deep Space Nine’s Dax. 18. Ryker - In that same year, 80 baby boys were making Number One in their diapers. 19. B’elanna - Well, at least the apostrophe will simplify things. 20. Kirk - Apparently Kirk Cameron was named after the Shatnerian one. 21. Moon Unit - Thank you, Papa Zappa. 22. Amadeus - Retro geeky. 23. Mars - I know, it’s also a Greek god. But it gets dodgy when his sister is named Venus. And what if you named a kid Pluto and he got downgraded to a mere dwarf planet? 24. Ripley - Likes her machine gun with a flamethrower chaser. 25. Dade - This one’s pretty obscure (but apparently legit). I mean, how many people saw Hackers? 26. Damien - You know, like the Prince of Darkness? Rose in popularity thanks to The Omen. 27. Version 2.0 - Obvious, and apparently true.
Bad Baby Names.. ..some of you probably have seen these (they're real); if not, enjoy.. ========================================================= THE RUNNERS-UP: Ariyona Pebbles Ziamagine Can you growing up with the name of a breakfast cereal? I can just imagine her siblings: Aryanna Chex Zoe and Aryun Cocoapuffs Zach. Makai'la Just when I think the BABY MAC ATTACK names can't get any worse...they start up with the APOSTROPHE ABUSE! Too much, too much.... Heiry I'm not so wild about Heiry. Viva Please tell me her middle name isn't "Las Vegas".... Knelee Renee Yes, folks, it IS possible to overdose on the letter "E." Gorgie Why not call him "little piggy" and be done with it? Jaznellie Ah, a REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! For those cre8ive hillbillies out there. Morticia Ah, the ultimate BABY GOTH name! Pinnacle This could very well be the Pinnacle of bad baby names. Shakerriuna Wow! What a MOUTHFUL! Ta'Quwereus I don't even know where to begin... Rubyjane Yet another REDNECK HALL OF SHAME name! Can we be so lucky? Why, yes! We are! Zy'Erica And now the CR8IVE SPELLINGS want to merge with APOSTROPHE ABUSE. Have mercy! Myrakle Ny'aunni This is truly, truly horrid. A'jA Can anyone tell me what the point is behind capitalizing that last "A"? Anybody? Hunter Grey Wolf But what if he only wants to hunt brown elk? Chanze'es Chanze'es are, this is a bad baby name, Chanze'es are it will make the year-end poll... SECOND RUNNER-UP: Demokrat Aye yi yi. FIRST RUNNER-UP: Iron David Carter He coulda been a contendah... AND THE WINNER OF BAD BABY NAMES 34 IS.... NINJA MADDOX This poor kid's gonna go through h@ll when he's a teenager. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox! Teenage Mutant Ninja Maddox!"
Sorry my friend, do they work in some bars to pay for your coaching lessen? Thay sound like you know what...
What do they sound like SH?? Go ahead say it..... Surely they dont sound like stage names, do they????
I hvae no comment. Stage? What stage? I plead my 5th, your honor. I did not say that, you put those word in my mouth. I did not say it, no body hear me say that. It might sound Like I was saying that, but that was not what I said. No body saw me walk into that establishment before. It depend on what the meaning word "IS" is...
yeah, the phoenix family got those kind of names. river, leaf, rainbow and rain, liberty and summer. but some i kinda like.
Ken Lee or Can't Live??.. ..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy! http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
Light jokes.. ..some of you have read these; if not, enjoy- ========================================================= Caught on the Job The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!” ************************************************* Biblical Theme Songs Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus: "The Second Time Around" Esther: "I Feel Pretty" Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues" Moses: "The Wanderer" Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp" Samson: "Hair"Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night" Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Esau: "Born To Be Wild" Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!" The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star" Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale" Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away" Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive" Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy" ************************************************** Atheist in Trouble An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing."[/FONT]
Global Warming Solution (Bush impersonation).. ..maybe some of you have seen it, if not enjoy (for our cooler's fave prez)!... This kid deserves an Oscar! http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyW2-vSqV8
That kid has a great future lined up for him... as a cheat Of course, it's a rip-off from the Will Ferrel original http://youtube.com/watch?v=nxpEqln5EdQ
Ping pong.. ..some of you probably have seen this; if not, enjoy http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCh6n6EAgA8
Prices at the pumps.. (some of you have probably seen these; if not, enjoy) Though you would all enjoy these, because we are all still working and not rich yet...meaning that we all feel these concepts..
