Taufik coached Joachim ???

Taufik: You really think you can beat me? Lin Dan is like on the side here...i'm wayyy over here! you'd be better to follow in MY footsteps...

Joachim: But my foot's bigger than yours...i know i can catch up ><

 

Taufik: You think you're the bad boy of badminton?! Come on...!...COME ON?!...Ain't nobody gunna be like me, son!

Joachim: Ya, i guess you're right...

 

wah..
since when this thread had become the dialog creater thread??

 

if u cant beat em join em

 

taufik: say hello to my little friend. bang bang bang (scarface)

 

Taufik : You think you had a bad line call??? the last time i was in Korea, My opponent hit it out this wide and............

 

This is a good one.

 

th:may the force be with you,joachim...
joachim:yes master.

 

Why does everyone think it was Taufik coaching Joachim? Couldn't it be the other way around?

Ex.

Joachim: ... Taufik... Taufik, you lost to Lin Dan again, didn't you?

Taufik: Hey, I tried my best, but don't you know that he is that much better than me?

 

Good try but does not square with the body language shown.
This is a great thread for creative thinking.
Jug8man's idea is so spot on;really enjoyed it.Thanks to others as well for their hilarious input.

 

heh heh...

You can not begin to imagine how big my head is swelling right now

 

Hmm..maybe Taufik is Joachim's badminton idol??..

Taufik to Joachim: "So, after i beat you, am i still your badminton idol??"
Joachim *mumbling* : "Yeah, i guess so. You'll always be my badminton idol..."
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Taufik to Joachim: "So, you don't like the yellow shirt i'm wearing?"
Joachim *mumbling* : "No, it doesn't suit you well...."

 

taufik: come lets kiss and make up, give me a hug.
joachim: i bet u say it to other guys as well.

 

Hmm..

Taufik to Joachim : "C'mon, admit it, i do look cute in this yellow shirt, don't i?"..
Joachim : "No comment from me.."
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Taufik to Joachim : "So, what do you think of my physique? Not bad for a married guy w/ a baby & who's slower and less powerful than 4 yrs ago"..
Joachim : *nods*

 

hahahaha, you guys make me laugh.

 

Taufik : Hey, a bet is a bet. You lost so pay up already. I aint runnin' no charity here you know...
Joachim : ..... (Reaches into pocket to grab wallet)

 

This is better than the previous one..

 

Come on,more predictions..more dialouges.

im lost.cant create any idea to post.

 

Just having a bit of fun..

..you know what they say : It's not a thread until our lady from Ipoh tickles us with her wit...now, let's hear your side of humor!..

..on that note, here is a couple more :

Joachim to Taufik: "Hey, i thought you're treating me out this time?"
Taufik to Joachim: (opens arms wide) "You kidding me? Do i look like Bill Gates?"
Joachim : (shakes head)..
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Joachim to Taufik: "I thought you've retired already?"
Taufik to Joachim: "Me, retired? If i stop playing I'll grow THIS BIG.." (opens arms wide)..."
Joachim : (snickers)..