Tell Lin Dan to wear everything backwards (shirts, shorts, underwear) and make him hit with his right hand!
at least in this forum somebody's happy as everybody seems to have something to beat him - i should have put the title as 'how to beat ld in badminton' but then again some joker will come out as say: we can beat him, me and lcw, ld and my grandma...in doubles..
ladies n gentlemen its understood we are talking badminton singles here otherwise the forum becomes ld jokers' corner.. it's ok once in a while we post jokes on him as i think he still can't read english yet!
I think I'm in line with the topic. He just have to wear his shirts and shorts and undies backwards but still has to play baddy. However, I'm sure he wouldn't be comfy at all!
undies backward? like i said its ok now we make some jokes on him as he doesn't understand english yet but if you do have the opportunity to play with him with his undies backward its going to be odd! ever seem ld took off his shirts? i am sure you can see 6 or 8 ab muscle straight away, what if he wears his undies backward? maybe his training also covers that part....
better yet, new rule that everyone play with their non-dominant hand LD can beat the entire nation's (any nation) team in one court lol
One easy way.. It's quite simple actually. For a player, maybe like Dato LCW, to have a chance to scalp SuperDan, just choose when SuperDan participates in the 2nd tourney at the end of his back-to-back tourneys. Heck, who knows, SuperDan might give LCW an easy W/O win (because of tiredness).
Btw.. ..anyone else noticed LD is possibly following the same footprint as last yr, in terms of tournament participation?? Last yr, his 1st tourney back was the AE followed by, yes, the Swiss Open (which he lost to LCW in the Final). So, should SuperDan participate in the upcoming Swiss Open after the AE, for all the players trying to slay SuperDan, take heed and focus on the 2nd tourney.
Forget all this about LD being tired after AE and usually losing in 2nd SS, I bet my horse LD not playing SO10, so just sign up for SO and w/o LD there, easier for all other players
possible just possible if.. thats smart - you play your opponent when his form starts to drop while you are in your peak. but all this has got to do with a good timing and beside getting well prepared physically and mentally, there maybe some risk in it. to make it happen somebody need to switch the date for a.e. and s.o.. so that ld plays s.o. first then everybody suddenly appears in a.e. and make a sandwich out of him?
Here's another tricky part.. ..say, assume LD partakes in back to back tourneys, we might not know which tourneys he'll be focusing or trying to win? Will it be the 1st or 2nd tourney? The players will be second guessing..
I bet my second and all my horses LD will not miss AE10...SO10 who cares. Actually LD cabinet is full and not much real estate left to store another medal/trophy so gotta be selective what to put in there lah...OK let's assume this scenario if LD play/win SO and skip/lose AE...LD has kids, his kids grow up and ask LD, what is that SO thingie medal...LD replied, well, there is this place with mountains and beau scenery, skiing and plenty of blondies and that is where I won this biscuit....now, if the biscuit is AE gold, LD replied, well, this is a major, there was this Rudy guy who once won 8 of them thingie and there called him the best until I come along but then CHN did not play at that time, so it is valuable stuff and also, I get to deny that Dato guy his first major