Badminton Pick Up Lines

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  1. ElinOng0

    ElinOng0 Regular Member

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    Once at school, my friends and I were coming up with the stupidest pick up lines ever (example: "Hey babe, I play Yonex")

    I think this is the right place to put the topic in so...

    List any that you can think of and let's try our best to keep this PG ^^ (God save me).
     
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    Hey girl... those are some nice birds... sorry, couldn't resist... :p
     
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    well, this one's kinda bad:
    wana serve my shuttlecock?


    :cool: :D
     
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    I use a REAL racket.*points at yonex*
    Wanna AS-50???
    i love the I play Yonex one, as im a Yonex fanatic.
     
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    Hey baby wanna yonex???

    okay that sounds doddgy
     
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    Can you hold on to my stick please
     
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    how's about ...

    Hey, wanna play a few strokes with me?

    I need some stroking practice, you interested?
     
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    I want to smash my shuttlecock into your alley
     
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    we should ask kwun to make it a competition!
     
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    don't worry, i use plastic
     
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    you think we can take it to a rubber game?
     
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    Careful, you don't wanna get a cock in the face ;)
     
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    Won't be nice if you're playing men's double. :rolleyes:

    (As in I only share my racket with my girlfriend. :p)
     
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    Only Girls use Nylons :D

    /Twobeer
     
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    baby, I got long shaft with classic head ;P
     
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    *sigh* There goes the PG.
    Kwun, this thread (and my account) is in your hands now...

    Oh well.

    "You can smack my birdie anytime."
     
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    hhahhhahaha so funyy!!!
     
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    Hey wanna warm up with me? and then lets get serious and play xD
     
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    lol, great lines guys!
     
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    Huh?

    Yeah, they're effective.
    It looks like someone has already been picked up :D :D
     
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