its kindda funny to me....the last picture i found it is funny because when i look closely it seems like KUNG FU plus FOOTBALL....hope you all get it..
funny comics. Enjoy my friend. join extremepowergrp@yahoo.com if you want great regular jokes and funnies. rgds
Oh man.. any point of taking pictures? Good thing they recognise what they wear if not Which one is me?
Newfie Intelligence A Newfie and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Newfie , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Newfie declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500." This gets the newfie's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Newfie doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "Your turn." So the Newfie asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress.No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers. Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Newfie and hands him $500. The Newfie thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Newfie and asks, Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the Newfie reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!
Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Salvatore is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence ...... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
How about this version: Bush and Cheney are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Cheney grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Bush whips out his cell phone and calls Rowe. He gasps to Rowe, I think Cheney is dead! What should I do?" Rowe, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence ...... and then a shot is heard. Bush's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?
Saudi Arabia first baseman 6 feet 8 inch Aaron Durley, left, watches a pitch as Venezuela's 4 feet 8 inch base runner Ermison Arellano gets ready to take a lead during the fourth inning in their game of the Little League World Series baseball pool play in South Williamsport, Pa., Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006. Durley is the tallest player to ever play at the Little League World Series. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster) saudia team dyed their hair blonde look like saudia arabia stacked their players like Mr. Burn
Anyone been to bash.org? It has some hilariously funny quotes... <benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" <benja> The survey was a huge failure... <benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. <benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. <benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. <benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. <benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. <benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. <benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
Good Housekeeping rule (hope you guys can read the texts).. esp. for all you ladies out there, what do you think??... OMG!!! Scary heh..Thank goodness for the 21st century!!! - Ok when you ladies stop laughing long enough to pick yourself off the floor, share this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too.