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  1. Glencoclub-Nick

    Glencoclub-Nick Regular Member

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  2. ctjcad

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    OK, for those who love biscuits..

    ..okay, i don't know where to put these pics & if these are supposed to be funny or not, or if you guys've seen these before, but check these out & try to guess what building(s) are they representing:
    BISCUIT CITY

    Created by Chinese artist Song Dong in the basement of London Selfridges.
    72,000 biscuits were used in total to construct the 'Biscuit city' including Chocolate Digestives, Rich Tea, HobNobs and Fruit Shortcakes.
    The 'biscuit city' is being offered to shoppers accompanied with a cup of tea for dunking!

    yummy, anyone wanna a taste of them??..Pretty creative & wonderful, aren't they?!?!..:eek: :rolleyes: :D ;) [​IMG] :cool:

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    Very creative. :)
     
  4. cooler

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    don't let homer in...
     
  5. ctjcad

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    Anyone wanna try this??..

    :) ..this is pretty funny..

    Follow these steps in order:


    1. Go to www.google.com.



    2. Click on MAPS.



    3. Click on GET DIRECTIONS.



    4. In the box, go from " New York " to " Paris, France ".



    5. Scroll down in the directions list to number 24....pause....and laugh a moment
    ..:eek: :crying: :rolleyes: :p :D ;)
     
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  6. Qidong

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    haha. the google map developers are quite are funny.
     
  7. azabaz_ipoh

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    har har har. very very funny. i just read about if you put the idiot or something, when you search using google will turn up the USA white house official website. kih kih kih. anyone know that one?
     
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    hahaha..that funny..hehehe..can't stop laughing...hehehe
     
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    lol !!! swim across the atlantic ocean 3642 miles
     
  11. azabaz_ipoh

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    most probably will die while swimming from either exhaustion, drowning, shark attack or humbolt (red demon) attack, killer whale attack.....etc. har har har
     
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    coming to a court near you...
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    Night out permission slips..

    :p :D ;)
    Gentleman night out permission slip:

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    Ladies night out permission slip:

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  15. azabaz_ipoh

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    har har har!!!!!! who came up with this application forms. there's so many funny things when we compare guys and girls. the you tube skit on how man and woman take a shower is very funny too.
     
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    Communication...

    COMMUNICATION

    Below is a story of a hierarchical communication in a company, starting from the Director all the way down to his staff(maybe a few of you guys have experienced this before): :p :)

    From Director - To General Manager:
    "Tomorrow there will be a total eclipse of the sun from 9 in the morning. This is an event which we don't see everyday. To welcome and witness this event, we ask all the staff members to meet on the field and to dress up neatly. I will explain this phenomenon to all of them. If there's rain and we can't see the event cleary, we will meet in the cafeteria"

    From General Manager - To Manager:
    "As requested by the Director, tomorrow there will be a total eclipse of the sun from 9 in the morning. If there's rain, we won't be able to witness it even if we're dressed up. Therefore this event will be explained by the cafeteria manager. This is an event which we can't witness everyday"

    From Manager - To Supervisor:
    "As requested by the Director, tomorrow, we will dress up & we will witness a special event of a total eclipse of the sun in the cafeteria at 9 in the morning. The director will explain to us if there's going to be rain or not. This is an event which we can't see everyday"

    From Supervisor - To Director:
    "If there's rain in the cafeteria, an event which we can't witness everyday, the Director, all dressed up, will disappear at 9 in the morning"

    From Director - To All the staff:
    "Tomorrow morning, at 9 o'clock, the Director will disappear. It's too bad, we won't be able to see him everyday"

    From all the staff:
    "...It's better if he leaves..."
     
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    NGP:confused::D
     

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  18. azabaz_ipoh

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    arrrggghhhh, dinkalot conquering the west? where's his badminton racket?
     
  19. DinkAlot

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    I was born in the U.S. It's probably a relative in the image. :p
     
  20. terry

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    Your fren?

    Hello....my fren
     

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