For those employees out there who will having problems in getting the definition rite

[haifeng4ever]

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY- Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS- Able to bulls**t(in a more approriate words-trash-talking)
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS- Spends a lot of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY- Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY- Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER- Nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKING- Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER- Won’t make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS- Gets someone else to do it
10.EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL- Speaks English
11.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL- A nit picker
12.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES- Is tall or has a louder voice
13.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT- Lucky
14.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR- Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15.CAREER MINDED- Back Stabber
16.LOYAL- Can’t get a job anywhere else
17.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT- Buys drinks for all the boys
18.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION- Gets to work on time
19.RELAXED ATTITUDE- Sleeps at desk

 

[silentheart]

Thanks for the list. I will use it when interviewing the next job applicant.

 

[Kimmysolucious]

Thanks for the list. I will use it when interviewing the next job applicant.

Poor guy. I already feel bad for this next job applicant

 

[ctjcad]

This one belongs..

...in the "Joke" thread....
*kwun, mind merging this one in there??..