Let us troll BC

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  1. s_mair

    s_mair Regular Member

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    So someone at Yonex marketing is actually following ongoing BC threads. If you listen very carefully, you can hear them laughing all the way from Japan!

    But seriously... W.... T..... F.....?!?
     
  2. Ch1k0

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    IKR.


    Side note. I'd buy that just for the bling.

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  3. kwun

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    i once had Yonex ppl msg me asking me to take down threads due to unreleased product. so if you have the next cutting edge idea, feel free to throw it out here coz they might be watching!
     
  4. speCulatius

    speCulatius Regular Member

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    I switch my wrist band on my racket arm after each rally to make my racket more head heavy.
     
  5. ucantseeme

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    What's with your non racket arm? If you play overheads you can use additional weight on the non racket arm like a rotational generator system which increase your power by 7.897548973265%. Also your recovery become faster because you land faster on the ground which increase the recovery rate by 3.782872%. Measurements were made by the Yonex Labour.
     
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    Doesn't make sense. I was talking about the racket being head heavy and nothing else... who moves anything but his racket arm when playing badminton? And why would I be faster on the ground? The mass is irrelevant for acceleration due to gravity. If you say I cannot jump as high, that might be true, but then I have to use additional force for recovery to be faster.... sorry to say that, but it doesn't make sense.
     
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    Oh dear, now we get serious in a trolling thread.:rolleyes: Close, please. @kwun BTW what about my ban?
     
  8. speCulatius

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    Did you really think I was serious? If you only read the highlighted parts, I can see why, but that's quite selective...
     
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  10. Ch1k0

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    If you think I'm actually trying to be a troll then just call me out on it. No need to do something silly like this.

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    Astrox steeper smash!

    Lol, you dog
     
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    I'm sure they haven't found this thread and just posted it somewhere else instead
     
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    this guy is always gold. amphetamine use for training, crush with female team mates who reject/ignore him because he acted weird. i suspect he is mr. backhand.
     
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    Will deep frying my strings and shuttles make them feel extra crispy?

    [​IMG]
     
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    deep frying makes EVERYTHING extra crispy... and extra delicious...
     
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    Even rackets...?
     
  17. s_mair

    s_mair Regular Member

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    EVERY THING

    ...you only need to find a deep fryer that is big enough to swallow a whole racket... :cool:
     
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    Bravo, my keyboard has americano all over it now. lmao.
     

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