*LOL* OMG that was such a FUNNY incident!!
Here's the frame-by-frame:
- my partner makes a very weak mid court lift
- Cappy makes a strong smash to my partner who probably looks like a deer caught in someone's headlights
- my partner swings for his life and actually manages to clank a piece of it off his frame
- I had moved to cover behind him, so I gently lob the shuttle back over the net to 604Badder who's taken his offensive position at the front
- both my partner and I yell "double hit!"
- then it goes all slow motion like in the matrix movies... it dawns on us that 604badder is TOTALLY IN THE ZONE...
- 604badder's eyes are HUGE, RED, and his eyebrows totally in a "V" ... like ->

!!! And he's starts to let out his primal scream as he winds up for the biggest net kill of badminton history!!!
- now my partner and I look like this ->

and we're both screaming "STOP!! STOP!!! STAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP!!!!"
- but to no avail... 604badder is so far gone into THE ZONE that there was no coming back...
- he let's rip that huge swing (and unfortunately times it correctly too

) and blasts the hardest net kill into my shin ~!!!
- 604badder is spewing bile from his mouth like a rabid pitbull as he storms around the court doing his victory dance!
- ... it took 5 minutes for 604badder to come back to earth... 10 minutes for us to stop laughing... 15 minutes for us to explain to him that the play was already over before his most awesome net kill, and 3 days (and counting) for my shin to stop hurting!!
Fiction? Hehehe I can show you the bruise on my shin to this day to prove it. The day 604badder connects like that with ALL his hits will be the day I play badminton with hockey equipment on

.