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  1. angelatby

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    M,T,W,T,_,_,_. Guess wat is the next 3 alphabets? :)
     
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    F,S,S ?:rolleyes:
     
  3. ctjcad

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    Airplanes disasters & mishaps..

    ..alright, some of you might've seen these before...but for those who haven't, here they are..:eek: :rolleyes: :crying: :p ;)

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    Did You Say More Left Aileron??. . . . (An Actual Cross Wind Landing)

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    New Drive Thru Service Gives You An Instant Convertible . . (An actual landing on the wrong runway)

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    Those dang pot holes . . they are even on runways now!!

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    Aqua Cessna??? (Single Engine Problems)

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    Sub Cessna? (Twin Engine Problems)

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    Do I really need the left landing gear assembly?

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    Whatcha Le Hombre . . . INCOMING!!!!! ?(New Kama Kazi Boarder Patrol)

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    Shoot!!!! I hate it when I do that!

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    New reality show - "I Dare You To Fly With Us"

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    Roger That Houston . . .. Overheating On Port Engine

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    Oh wow..man, did I miss

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    In Asia everything bows!
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    Anybody for a slice of airplane???

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    I swear Officer, he backed into me!

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    Making sure they use all available cargo space....

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    Mechanics forgot to check the plane

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    Hang in there baby!!

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    I hate short runways...

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    Me first -- no, me first -- no, no me first -- no, no, no, me first..

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    Just cooling the aircraft in Miami..

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    Amphibious runway assault

    ...and last but not least...

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    Honey, I'm Home!!
     
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  4. JoeM.

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    lol very nice pics :D
     
  5. cooler

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    the plane the plane

    guess who's house is this?
     

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  6. JaCk™

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    These are tragedies.. any casualties??
     
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    John Travolta's place. It's a beauty ey? ;)
     
  8. slvrdrgn123

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    How do the planes take off?
     
  9. azabaz_ipoh

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    there should be a runway somewhere on his massive land
     
  10. Qidong

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    There is a TV program talking about celebrities' house. Once they showed John Trovolta's house. There is a private runway behind his house. Most people living in that area have their own private planes.
     
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    ai yai yai, what people with tons of money can do and will do. he he he. well he worked hard for his money. so to each his own. :eek:
     
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    This wat will happen if u had a lot of money and doesn't know where to spend to..haha..:D
     
  13. cooler

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    my original point was that john T. flies all over USA to talk about global warming and how we should conserve energy and reduce greenhouse gas LOL
     
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    How to make the Olympic Games even more interesting in 2008

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    Magic Roundabout...

    ok, maybe it's not really a joke but all i've got to say is :eek: ..:confused: ...:crying: ...:rolleyes: ...:p ..:( ...;)
    (can any of our UK/London BCers confirm or elaborate on this for us)..:D :p

    Imagine, you're driving through England.
    You're a bit stressed, because of driving on the left side.
    But, everything goes fine and you're longing for a nice cup of tea. Suddenly you see this traffic sign.......
    200 driving lessons didn't prepare you for this.....


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    You're cracking your brains about what to find..........
    A few hundred meters further you'll find this.............


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    The magic roundabout!

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    There are approximately 4 of these in the UK, this one is in Swindon, between London and Cardiff.
    No comment... except this....... crazy people driving on the left side of the road.........
     
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  18. JaCk™

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    nice edited pictures though..
     
  19. azabaz_ipoh

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    good GOD, i'm one of those crazies that drives on th left side.:D :D :D :D :p
     
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