Archaeologists in Egypt have uncovered a mummy covered with chocolate and nuts, and believe they may have found Pharaoh Rocher.
That is so bad ... Mum: if your friends jump off a cliff will you jump with them Me: of course I will cause there will be a pile of dead people to cushion me.
A body was found covered in 'Hundreds and Thousands'. Police say he topped himself. In other news, a steam train enthusiast has committed suicide by throwing himself in front of his favourite locomotive. His tearful widow said 'He was chuffed to bits'
3 beings that you should never play badminton with 1. Madara Uchicha in Susannoo mode and his Susannoo ia swinging the racket dor him 2. Darth Vader on steroid holding a Yonex Arcsaber attached to his light saber 3. Thanos with his infinity gauntlet weilding a Tantrum 300
Latest news on the Glasgow murder enquiry: Detective Inspector Taggart reports he is looking for a man with one eye. If that doesn't work, he'll use both eyes.
Following a collision between a prison van and a cement truck, police are keen to trace 10 hardened criminals.
When I die, I want to go like my father: peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and swearing like his 46 passengers.
My father said i shouldnt watch adult materials in the Internet using my smartphone because it can affect my vission and eventually go blind. No wonder my teacher ask me to sit in the front row in my class since i cant see clearly what my teacher is writting.