A coffee break from the computer . I think I need a coffee break from the computer... [SIZE=-1][/SIZE] .
more direct would be : Congress IS a Native American criminal class. yeah chris, where's the pictures?
Nine months to download ! . ctjcad & azabaz_ipoh... Really? you didn't see the picture I posted ??? My copying (from an email) and pasting it here must have a problem then. Well, I have to describe the picture and quote the caption below here... The picture showed 2 young girls (aged about 6) playing on the beach, building sand castles. The caption said (from one girl to the other): "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download". .
Political Joke...Cannibal restaurant menu.. POLITICAL JOKE A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of cr*p, it takes all morning."
Fruits & Veggies (some of you probably seen these before) THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.. I LOVE THE ORANGES AND FISHIES!!! *If you guys can, try to name the fruits and veggies used in there pics..and yes, they're all real! ==========================================================
here goes my guesses: 1. brinjal penguins 2. bell pepper frogs 3. orange and kiwi kids with cauliflower and carrot ice-creams 4. mushroom kids on a leek? and broccoli stem? see saw 5. yam? pig ....or is it potato? 6. wild boar stumped me 7. orange and bell papper kids and prune? ducks or maybe grapes.... 8. cauliflowers sheeps with olive? heads 9. the duck stumped me too. i know the body is like those vege used in kimchi..the others i am clueless 10. bell pepper rabbit 11. siew pak choy fishes 12. oranges rage!!!!! hahahahaha, yeah the fishes and the oranges rocks. i also like the frogs very much.
You've got most of them correct... ..but i'll give a bit more time if others want to try and guess...yeah, a couple of them are a bit hard to guess...Good try, though, Leen!
How far we have come with twisting balloons??.. (some of you probably have seen these before).. Is this amazing or what? WE USED TO HIRE ONE OF THESE CLOWNS ON BIRTHDAYS WHO TWISTS BALLOONS ONE OF THEM MUST HAVE GOT THE IDEA ===========================================================
Great Diet for Dudes.. (i don't recall if this has been posted before..if not enjoy; i think some of you have read it before).. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine." He lost 63 pounds that week.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080211...ndmark_fire;_ylt=Avp2lhUrbgXAUYFhsz0wCTsDW7oF 18 mins ago coincidence? PS please refrain from commenting further.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk ******* mario..... some guy hacked NES rom, then gave it to his world famous mario player friend, who proceeds to beat it...dying thoasands of times in the process
If you build it, they will come.. (this might be familiar to our Canadian BCers, ahem, cooler knows??).. This is the actual turnoff from Banff, Alberta, Canada to the #1 highway to Calgary. Great picture isn't it? They had to build the animals (especially the elk) their own crossing because That was where the natural crossing was and after the highway was built there were far too many accidents. I understand it didn't take the animals long to learn that this was their "road."
Obama, Japan, roots for accidental namesake by Shaun Tandon Tue Feb 12, 1:56 AM ET Barack Obama, who has been credited with tapping support in unlikely places, is enjoying a groundswell of enthusiasm in a small city in western Japan, which is delighted to share his name. Obama, Japan, is rooting for candidate Obama, hoping that if he becomes the US president he will put this ancient fishing town of 32,000 people firmly on the tourist map and, just maybe, choose it for an international summit. Supporters in Obama -- which means "small shore" in Japanese -- have held parties to watch election results, put up posters wishing the senator luck and plan a special batch of the town's "manju" sweets bearing his likeness.
